I haven't posted a groaner from Richard in a while so here's one.
A bear walks into a bar and says "I want a bourbon and...
...
... a coke."
The bartender asks "what's with the huge pause?"
The bear shrugs and says...
"I've had them all my life."
Posted by denny at October 10, 2005 12:00 AMUnlike radio announcers who have we pause for station identification....
Posted by: BlogDog on October 10, 2005 10:02 AMOh lordy, I saw that one coming!! *L*
Posted by: Michele on October 10, 2005 12:22 PMbartender needs to be careful when a fox comes in - don't want a fox pause :)
Posted by: frank on October 10, 2005 12:51 PM... reminds me of a bad joke my Cousin Brad tells every Wednesday night...
... a dog walks into a cowboy bar and proclaims... "I'm looking for the man who show my Paw"...
... yeah, my Wednesday's are a hoot...
Posted by: Eric on October 10, 2005 08:40 PM