Speaking of rednecks...and by the way. GO ASTROS!

Did you catch the story last night about the time Roy Oswalt was in the minor leagues and his arm was feeling sore. He was concerned because it had never felt that way before. So what he did was to open the hood of his truck, connect two leads to his battery, and electrocute his arm. He claims that the pain went away immediately and never returned.

Roy may be a redneck but he can sure throw one heck, and I do mean one heck, of a fastball. I wish I could throw that well....I'm going outside now and opening the hood of my car...