The Redneck Way

From Pres.

The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah
my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she
floats 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies. "Zat is nussing, when Ah've finished
making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body,
and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she
floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The Redneck says, "That ain't nothing. When I've finished
porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder
and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin'
ceiling."

Posted by denny at October 21, 2005 02:23 PM