Sent to me by many readers, here is the Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit.
Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit:
Mustard.............................................check
Cheetos..............................................check
Toilet Paper........................................check
Bud Light...........................................check
Keystone Ice........................................check
Budweiser..........................................check
Red Dog.............................................check
Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check
Sheet of plywood or door on which to float your
booze (and chick)...................................check
( To insure that all segments of society receive Fair and Equal Opportunity Disaster-Preparedness Training, this checklist also appears in an easy-to-follow photographic format for the benefit of the less-than-literate):
Gettin' slow! This one has been out on the net for about two weeks.
Still, look at that guys hand in relation to his head and arm... It's like a big 'ol spatula attached to his arm. I'm thinking that this is a Photochop.
No, look at the ripples in the water. Way too hard for anyone but a photoshop master to do. It's real. You're just overestimating the genome pool in those parts. ;)
Posted by: reiggin on October 21, 2005 11:48 PMBill - About 8 different readers sent this to me. I finally got around to posting it. If you only knew what a huge backlog of stuff I got.
Posted by: Denny on October 22, 2005 12:21 AMLot's of stolen material on that homemade raft. The coon dog is missing.
Posted by: scrapiron on October 22, 2005 02:07 AMNo cat either... ;-D
Posted by: Kiril The Mad Macedonian on October 22, 2005 04:23 AMI think the roll is paper towels, not toilet paper. With no food on the platter, they will be wizzing up a storm.
Posted by: Jeremy on October 22, 2005 12:40 PMThere should be some dang cigarettes. Can't do a disaster without them.
Posted by: JAF on October 24, 2005 10:46 PMI'm surprised the guy isn't making the chick walk while he has a bunch of car parts up on the door.
Posted by: NofatChix on November 2, 2005 12:23 PM