October 22, 2005

New Kitchen Accessory

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I know some women who could use this. One of them has her own blog and is the person who called me a SFA and a SRFİ. She also accused me of posting fake tits on Saturday Boobage. I still check out her blog every now and then, and no, I'm not telling who she is. I see that she is about to lose another job. Poor girl has some serious issues. I think she needs professional help.

Posted by denny at October 22, 2005 12:38 PM  
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Life is so the shitz. May you live happily ever after.
I'm glad my ex doesn't know about your blog, She might just try making one of those out of me. I've already doubled as a parking stall.

Posted by: Jeremy on October 22, 2005 07:12 PM

You tempt us that way, then don't tell us who she is? How can you do that?

Posted by: Tessa on October 22, 2005 09:12 PM

Tessa: You either have to be a good detective or dig thru a lot of archives. ;>

Posted by: Indigo on October 22, 2005 10:24 PM

Tessa - Indigo was right and Jeremy gave you a clue. I don't do flame wars, and if I told you who she was, many of my readers would go after her. She is very thin skinned and can dish it out, but can't take it. She was driven underground once before by another blogger. I thought it was the other blogger who was psycho, but it turns out I was wrong. It would be wrong for me to destroy such an easy target.

Posted by: Denny on October 23, 2005 01:02 AM

I'm thinking it's pretty easy to figure out why she's about to lose another job.

Posted by: Moogie on October 23, 2005 12:50 PM

She isn't too smart...the design isn't well thought out to begin with...One knife placed appropriately would be sufficient....yikes...maybe I need professional help?

Besides, a real "Lady" wouldn't have such a thing in her home...

Posted by: vicki on October 23, 2005 01:05 PM

If she displays the attitude from her blog at work, She would not hold the job long at all, and if she displayed it during an interview, she would likely not get the job.
I have a step daughter who changes jobs every two or three months. Usually it is disputes with the bosses. My wife says she got it all from her dad.
My mouth got me fired once when I was still a teen, I told a guy his idea wouldn't work, and why. About two weeks later he tried it my way and volla, it worked. No, I wasn't the smartest kid back then, I'd just been in the same situation before. The guy still gets mad when my brother brings the subject up.

Posted by: Jeremy on October 23, 2005 03:25 PM

OMG who on earth thought of such a thing. Yikes


Denny whoever she is, you are right she needs professional help if she said that about you.

Posted by: Wild Thing on October 23, 2005 05:29 PM

SFA and a SRFİ

???????? Honest, I'm not a blonde....but I don't know what those initials mean.

Posted by: vicki on October 23, 2005 05:49 PM

vicki - If you put your mouse over them they should display what they stand for. In case your browser doesn't support the acronym tag, I'll tell you now.
SFA - Sanctimonious Fucking Asshole.
SRF - Snotty Rich Fuck (my personal favorite)

Posted by: Denny on October 23, 2005 06:29 PM

I love it....too funny....

What a FB she is! That needs no explanation, does it?

No, my browser doesn't support the acronym tag...now I wonder what else I'm missing.

Posted by: vicki on October 23, 2005 10:54 PM

she must have had bad experiments with guys ...

Posted by: Pierce on October 24, 2005 07:21 AM

G-O-C, S-R-F, M-O-U-S-E....

Sorry, couldn't help it, I just saw the post with the Mickey T-shirts.

Posted by: Rich on October 24, 2005 03:05 PM

Vicki:

In this type of design the most obvious place to put the knife would be taken up by the crossed ceramic sharpening rods installed in a upside "V" configuragion.

To sharpen a knife you hold the knife with the edge up and place it between the sharpening stones. Drawing the knife toward yourself with a steady firm upward pressure several times would leave a razor edge on the knife and give a bad case of the shivvers to any male in the room.

John

Posted by: Jbouler on October 24, 2005 08:01 PM

I see the shitz hit the street. Fired!

Posted by: Jeremy on October 24, 2005 09:03 PM

I went to shitzgirls site, and saw she had been fired. I left her a note challenging her to grow up, and bet she wouldn't publish it. She did me one better, she blocked access.

Posted by: Del on October 24, 2005 10:29 PM

John,

What? That was too complicated for me to figure out....I don't know if you are being serious or insulting.

Seriously, I've never sharpened a knife in my entire life and only this week bought a "good" set of knives. When they need sharpening, I will ask an intelligent, handy male to sharpen them for me...I'm sure watching him will give me the shivers.

Posted by: vicki on October 24, 2005 10:48 PM

Jeremy - And it's never her fault is it?

Posted by: Denny on October 24, 2005 10:49 PM

Del - As I said, she can dish it out, but can't take it. Very thinskinned. That's why she can't hold a job. I mean, how fucking hard can it be to work at Macy's? At the time she got pissed at me, I sent her an e-mail with some advice to put her web design skills to work. She is talented in that area. But, what can I say? She's a loser.

Posted by: Denny on October 24, 2005 10:56 PM

Vicki, One common method for sharpening a knife is to have two sticks, either steel or ceramic set at a slight angle, usually arround 30deg. One strokes the knife accross the sticks, one side than the other with fast even strokes. A good operator can produce a razor edge in no time. I'm not much on the sticks, I prefer an India stone. When I worked in a manufacturing plant, a foreman who was a boyscout leader derided me for my method of sharpening my knife. (My job involved sliocing raw rubber as it was fed into a dangerous machine.) I responded by shaving hair off my arm. The method I use is the one contained in the instruction manual that comes with Buck knives. I shrudder to think of someone sharpening a knife as Tom mentioned. In his illustration, the legs become the sharpening sticks. My groin hurts just thinking about it.

Posted by: Jeremy on October 24, 2005 11:16 PM

Does this woman give way too much information about herself...?

Denny...you chat about your life, but don't post real personal info...you keep it pretty generic. This dingbat seems to set herself up for criticism.

Posted by: vicki on October 24, 2005 11:19 PM

I saw this earlier this year and posted it here.

It's pretty cool. Of course I would still need a red kitchen.

Years ago my son did some art work and signed it "Drew Blood." I thought this would be good for him.

Posted by: Echo9er - aka David on October 27, 2005 03:13 PM
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