Ah... I paused and worked it out before clicking, since I'm at work :P

Gotta love those old calculator tricks.

My naybor is missing her 710 cap... she's blonde too, maybe there's some connection?

Yet, amazing how many of you men love us blondes ;)

My favorite blonde joke:
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move."You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff--grass, right? Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Michelle, if I hadn't finished my coffee by the time I read that, I'd be wearing it right now. That's the best damn joke I've read in YEARS!!

--TwoDragons

Here is my version of the Alaska Blonde.

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and Alaska Blonde says "Hi, my name is Heather and
you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the Alaska Blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All
out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.

The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Alaska, and I'm driving a SALT TRUCK!"

Love your stuff Denny, I'm a former Atlantan reporting in from the Far North.

Icewind

I couldn't resist one more.

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her Cadillac XLR and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

Ice

When I lived in Minnesota, they all became Iowa jokes. Now that I'm in Kansas, they become Nebraska jokes. Did you hear about the lady from Omaha who was shopping in the Council Bluffs Sears when she saw a shiny cylindrical object? Intrigued, she asked a sale associate about it. "Its a Thermos" he replied.
She, " What's it do?"
He, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold."
Awe struck, she bought it. The next day she took it to work and set it on her desk.
The boss walked by, saw it, and asked " What's that thing?"
"Why its a Thermos, it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold."
He, " what have you got in it?
She, " chicken soup and a couple of popsicles."

A blonde is attending a social function at the Marine NCO club. She notices a crusty sergeant-major standing by himself with a scowl on his face. She sidles up to him and coyly asks: "Tell me sergeant-major, when was the last time you had sex?"

With out making eye contact, he answers, "1955, Ma'am!"

She says, "Oh that's so sad -- it's been that long has it?"

He looks down at his watch and replies, "Ma'am, it's only 2130 now."

A blonde joke with a cruel streak...

An attractive brunette is walking down the center of a roadway, repeatedly saying, "27... 27... 27... 27...."

A blonde girl sees her and says, "This looks like fun. Can I join you?" The brunette nods, and the two of the them then walk together, saying "27... 27... 27...." :-)

Suddenly a large truck comes barrelling towards the girls! At the last possible moment, the brunette leaps out of the way.

An attractive brunette is walking down the center of a roadway, repeatedly saying, "28... 28... 28... 28...."