After begging me profusely for another chance at a Monday Pun, here is BlogDog stepping up to bat again. Actually, I'm only using it because it was the first one I found in my in-box and I was too lazy to look for another one. I've spent gobs of time catching up on my reading, checking my mail, and updating my blogroll. I'm up against a deadline here. Anyway, here it is.
A psychic midget escaped from prison. The local paper printed the following headline:
A Small Medium At Large.
Posted by denny at October 31, 2005 12:00 AMThat's baaaaaadddddd...Super Bowl XL in Detroit will be the Denver Broncos vs. Chicago Bears. You heard it here first.
Posted by: Rob Cooper on October 30, 2005 11:51 PMDa Bearz? NFW!
Posted by: Denny on October 31, 2005 12:00 AMPeeeewwwweee.
Posted by: Murray on October 31, 2005 01:18 AMDesent pun, defenitly not the worst i've heard.
Rob Cooper- Broncos will win, they'll make all of us broncos fans squirm with their usual second half plunder, but they'll pull it off
Posted by: W.T.F on October 31, 2005 11:30 AMSorry about the spelling- my bad ya'll
Posted by: W.T.F on October 31, 2005 11:31 AMThere was a case several years ago where a mental patient escaped from lockup and while out committed a rape.
The local paper covered the story with the headline:
"Nut, bolts, screws"
As you can imagine they caught quite a bit of flack for that one.
Posted by: Rich on October 31, 2005 05:11 PMCheck out this fake Today video from the New Jersey flood:
http://newsbusters.org/node/2199
Boo, y'all
Posted by: vetfromhell on October 31, 2005 09:25 PMI was right on the money about the baseball playoffs with the exception I thought the Cardinals would beat the Astros, including picking the White Sox to win it all...Bears vs. Broncos, Feb. 4th, 2006.
Posted by: Rob Cooper on October 31, 2005 10:43 PMKind of like the time when an inmate at a mental institution raped a nurse then ran away, and the headline read...
"Nut Screws and Bolts"