Dammit! I forgot (getting old is a bitch!) that Tina sent me a Halloween Pun, so as a bonus, there are two Monday Puns this week.
An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long
time decided to dress up and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and
tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out, the old man cried,"You can't go
out like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you!"
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out
stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.
The old woman says, "You're going out like that?"
and he replies,
(You're gonna hate me for this one.)
"Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.
Posted by denny at October 31, 2005 11:55 AMOkay I'll admit, I laughed. That was a good 'un. :)
Posted by: Alli on October 31, 2005 03:28 PMLast time I heard that one, it was Jimmah and Rosalynn. She had thigh high foot wear, a puss in boots. Back then I thought it should have been Jimmah in the boots, and Nixon with the tatter.
Posted by: Jeremy on October 31, 2005 07:52 PMI'm guessing there's a sourpuss and dictator in there somewhere.
Now to read the extended entry...
Yes!
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on October 31, 2005 08:57 PMOr how about the couple that went to the Halloween party naked? He only wore a pair of roller skates and she wore a pair of galoshes.
They went as a pull-toy and Puss in Boots
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on October 31, 2005 09:00 PMMajor groan. And yet I took the bait, with a warning no less. Grrr.
Posted by: Teresa on November 1, 2005 12:39 AMthis was a groaner, but I have to admit, I laughed out loud even!
Posted by: lisakay on November 2, 2005 06:03 AM