From Jeremy.
City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam
Name:__________________________
Gang:__________________________
1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out
of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how
many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?
2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to
Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is
the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut
it?
3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for
each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus
can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit?
4. Jarone want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more
profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and
$100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many
Chevies will he have to steal to make $800?
6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for
the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how
much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many
years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?
7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the
average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger
spray with 3 cans of paint?
8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in
the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector
knocked up?
9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per
night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325
per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she
have to keep up with her expenses?
10. Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set
at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to
Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?
Update: Stefan said in the comments that he had a BA in Math and just had to do the problems. Bou has a BS in Math. Wonder if she'll work the problems wwhen she gets back from her camping trip with the Cub Scouts? My sister might work them also. She has a BS, also.
Sadly, this is amusing. The reading is my inspiration to yet again thank God I do not live in California. Like entertaining redneck jokes, the grain of truth is the impetus for the telling.
Posted by: Indigo on November 12, 2005 09:50 AMVery nice. I like number 9.
Posted by: losiguy on November 12, 2005 09:50 AMya know i just realized i have a problem i pulled out pen and paper and figured out the problems. then i looked up and saw my B.A. in math and went WHY???? guess that is what scotch will do to you!!
Posted by: stefan on November 12, 2005 11:56 AMWhen will the answer key be posted?
Posted by: DS on November 12, 2005 04:42 PMI'm with Stefan. I read it and immediately started tabulating. You might have a numbers problem if... ;-)
My son has been required to write some math problems in school. God only knows why. It must be that new math... 5th grade math. He has taken to writing things like, "If Mac has a 6 pack of beer, Bud joins him with a 12 pack, but Billy Bob drinks 3, but spills 2, how many are left and how do they split them up evenly?"
All of them look like that, except some have guns involved. I think his teacher thinks we're a bunch of gun running drunks over here.
Posted by: Bou on November 13, 2005 11:02 PMI'm turning this one over to one of our politically incorrect math professors. He'll probably use it.
Count me among the geeks. I started doing the problems in my head.
Posted by: RSM on November 13, 2005 11:56 PMNum 9 estonished me, I thought there wasn't any social help for families ? Be carefull, this is the begining before becoming socialist... The leftist power will grow if you continue to increase the amont of poors, and then, you'll become socialist before you realized it.
Posted by: popsMF on November 15, 2005 08:45 AMpopsMFR - What's your point? I agree. We are going socialist. The only discussion in this country is who will take us there first. The Dimocrats will do it quicker than the Republicans. But even so, your economy will implode before ours.
Posted by: Denny on November 15, 2005 11:49 AMQues. #3 works out to 4 tricks and a handjob each.
Posted by: baddog on November 16, 2005 02:48 PMmaybe, but maybe no economy is gonna implode, China will become rich, the world growth will eventually end all wars, only developed human being will live on earth, extremists will disappear and we will be so rich that we will afford us all socialism we want ...
Maybe, in 1000 years ...
Let's wait and see, China is gonna hit us we'll see in which way.
Posted by: popsMF on November 16, 2005 05:40 PM