November 12, 2005

Ray's Idea

The Republicans should back off and let men marry men; women marry women, and totally legalize abortion. In three generations there will be no Democrats.

Posted by denny at November 12, 2005 09:21 AM  
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It would work except that Demoncrats are past masters at suckering our youth, many whom are unfortunately put dangerously close to them without supervision in our schools and colleges.

Posted by: Jeremy on November 12, 2005 11:18 AM

don't dimocrats breed through osmoisis??
or is it photosynthesis
damn can't remember

Posted by: stefan on November 12, 2005 11:49 AM

stefan

It's asexual. They multiply by halving themselves. Problem is each side gets half a brain. That becomes an ever diminishing return. Example Nancy Pelosi was halved from Barbara Boxer and own and own and own!

Posted by: Ed Poinsett on November 12, 2005 12:58 PM

Aha! That explains Cynthia McCommie, Maxine Waters, Sheila Jackson Lee and Carrie Meeks. They each have 1/4 of a brain.

Posted by: Denny on November 12, 2005 04:35 PM

That would depend on whom begat whom it is very possible that one could have 1/4, then 1/8, then 1/16, and finally 1/32 of a brain. This does not take into account the amount of brain power needed to power those useless bodies so the actual processing power would really be much lower. Also since they input and output information through the same puckered orifice there would be some pretty severe filtering going on there which would further reduce the quality of the output.

Posted by: Ken on November 12, 2005 07:51 PM

What will change if Gay Marriage is allowed?

The only real cause and effect that I see are these:

Who controls the remote?

Who picks up the check at dinner?

In reality we have been dealing with this type issue for many years, think about it . . .

If a man and a woman marry in Alabama and move to Tennessee,

They divorce, are they still considered first cousins?


Icewind

Posted by: Icewind on November 13, 2005 03:20 PM

Stefan,
Perhaps the word you want is "parthenogenesis."

Posted by: BlogDog on November 13, 2005 06:10 PM

The only real advantage to allowing the perverts to marry is that Lawyers will get even richer. Homosexuals have shorter relationships than heterosexuals. The trend in other countries is toward fast divorces.
That fact alone should lead all thinking individuals to oppose it.

Posted by: Jeremy on November 13, 2005 10:04 PM

Zing!

Posted by: oddybobo on November 14, 2005 01:25 PM

Hell, let 'em marry.

Why should straight men be the only ones to suffer?

Posted by: Mercutio on November 14, 2005 02:40 PM

Democrats obey the Law of the Conservation of IQ. The total combined IQ is a constant, but the number of Democrats is increasing.

Posted by: Vulgorilla on November 19, 2005 09:07 AM
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