Since I'm banned from Rat Turd's site, I can no longer partake of his wisdom or his rapier like wit. That's OK. Some people have sent me some of his musings like this one.
I dated a lady for awhile, and we still seemed to be good friends. She recently made the comment “I finally found a real man” and then realized she insulted me. If I said “I found a real woman” around her she would have had a seizure. I wonder how her shoe tastes. She probably feels like a heel.
Actually she probably feels bad that she told you the truth, Rat Turd. She probably did finally find a real man, not one who runs away from a fight. And what would you know about a real woman anyway? A real woman would have no use for a loser like you.
One of the more intelligent people quit today, which sucks. I don’t blame her in the least bit, but her departure drops or collective IQ down a few points.
"or IQ"? And you and Jane made fun of Topeka Troll for his dyslexia? Geez Rat Turd, Topeka Troll is a retired judge. You're nothing but a middle-aged grocery clerk. Why don't you quit and raise the collective IQ by many points? It would probably double it.
And finally:
Have you ever had a battle of wits with an unarmed person?
Yep. Just last week. I almost feel guilty but I take a perverse pleasure in squashing cockroaches.
I find them to be entertaining.
Me too. Too bad you've given up. Why did you pull your post?
I am engaged in one right now, and you know what’s so cool? I don’t have to say a thing or lift a finger. Their own vices and arrogance will bring them down.
I find them to be entertaining also, especially when the person who is getting bitchslapped bans the people he is having the "battle of wits" with and then pulls the post that started the bitchslapping. You sound real brave, Rat Turd, hiding behind your ban of me and Topeka Troll. What color is the sky in your world? Probably yellow to match the streak down your back. Bring it on Rat Turd. Gimme your best shot. Oh? You have?
You're welcome for the hits. Pumpman and I have probably given you more hits this past week then you have received in the entire exstence of your pitiful blog.
Now go crying to your mommy (or Jane) about the mean old cripple picking on you. You are nothing but a cowardly, worthless piece of shit stuck on the bottom of my shoe.
No. I'm not done yet. Many of my readers are enjoying it. More next week.
Clean up on aisle five Mr. Grocery Clerk. Hop to it!
Posted by denny at December 10, 2005 12:17 PMWow. I thought my blog sucked.........
Posted by: Gahrie on December 10, 2005 01:48 PMI suppose you know that you're insulting Grocery Clerks.
I think you should have made it Pump Jockeys. They're probably rare in GA, but here in OryGun we have no self service (I guess the nanny government thinks we'll set our cars on fire or sumpin') NJ is the only other state that has no self service. Lemme see if I can do the math (to prove I'm neither a Grocery Clerk or a Pump Jockey). 4% of the states in this here Union don't allow no self service. Wonder what this 4% knows that the other 96% doesn't know?
Posted by: Rivrdog on December 10, 2005 03:48 PMNot all people enjoy the on-and-on about Jane and Rat Turd...it gets old and boring after a while. Why banter with idiots? There are too many important things going on in the world to focus on two people who are obviously losers. Since this nonesense started, I don't visit your site as often...but as you say it's your site and I don't need to tune in.
Posted by: vicki on December 10, 2005 05:32 PMI'm sorry vicki. It's like an addiction. You know how you get started popping bubbles on bubble wrap and you just can't quit? This is the same. I guess I should wait until Jane starts her new site and then shut her down again.
I also use Rat Turd to demonstrate losers versus winners which is one of the underlying themes of my blog.
I've only got a few more posts and I'll be done until Jane crawls out from under her rock again.
Posted by: Denny on December 10, 2005 06:50 PMFunny to see how many people post on Rat-turd's website... Hmmm, seems the magic number is... 0...
Posted by: andy on December 10, 2005 10:05 PMSome pricks have no clue who they are dealing with. It takes one crazy, dedicated, sumbitch to work their way out of a chair and walk around a frigging grocery store. Doing it in you fifties?
Goddamn!!!!
Bill
Posted by: bill on December 11, 2005 12:52 AMFuck a Rat Turd.
Posted by: Catfish on December 11, 2005 11:37 AMCat:
Go ahead, you can have my turn. The imagery alone is enough to make me wilt.
Bill, Rat Turd is only in his 40's. 50ish is his IQ. Read all about him at his old blog. here
He rambles a lot.
Wow ... Rat Turd really attracts a lot of comments on his intellectually provocative blog ... or the comments counter is stuck on zero :-) I somehow suspect it's the latter. My only comment is that from reading his blog, if he had another brain cell he'd be a half-wit...maybe.
Posted by: Vulgorilla on December 12, 2005 11:37 AM