No Beads. No Boobs. No Fun.

Because of Hurricane Katrina, the Sugar Bowl was moved to Atlanta and will be played in the Georgia Dome. On a side note I'm surprised our local pols haven't named this building after some incompetent black politician like Cynthia McCommie or John Lewis. I can just see it. The McCommie-Lewis Dome.

Anyway, since the game has been moved, the Sugar Bowl parade has also been moved and will be held tonight. Instead of parading down Bourbon Street, it will me moving down Peachtree Street. Yeah, I know, which Peachtree Street? There are over 60 streets in the Atlanta area that have Peachtree in their names. To answer that, it will be the main Peachtree Street. The big Kahuna of Peachtree Streets. The one running from Buckhead to downtown.

Atlanta has an interesting dichotomy. It has honest to God nudie bars. I'm not talking pasties and G-stings. I'm talking about totally nude wimmins in all their surgically enhanced glory. I regret to say that it has been over 10 years since I've been to one of Atlanta's nudie bars. All of my horny friends who like to go to nudie bars have moved away.

So while nudity is OK indoors (Not really. The holy rollers have tried to stop it many times but have failed.) it is forbidden outdoors. That's why the rules for the Sugar Bowl Parade this year states that there will be no throwing of beads. The first time someone throws beads he/she will be warned. The second time, he/she will be arrested. In all fairness, the local authorities say the parade participants can hand out beads. Don't really understand the difference between handing out and throwing, but this is Atlanta after all. It's run by incompetent Dimocrats (redundancy alert) so I've learned not to expect much logic or intelligence.

Also, there will be absolutely no baring of breasts allowed. No beads for boobs. Now what kind of Sugar Bowl Parade will this be? No beads. No boobs. No fun.

Toto, we're not in Nawlins anymore!

Bummer!

Posted by denny at December 31, 2005 11:49 AM