January 06, 2006

We Have A Winner!

I'm happy to announce that we have a winner in our first ever Asshole Of The Week in 2006. His name is Rex and he posted this in the comments of my How To Prepare For Skiing post.

Crip, do you ever get laid? Seeing as how you spend all your time in this pointless blog and get so worked up over nothing, I would imagine that you haven't gotten laid in decades. Please, look for a life. You need one desperately.

I feel bad for worthless fuckers like you who have no real friends, spend all of their time behind a computer, jerk off to internet porn and can't even remember what a real woman feels like. Sad.

Congratulations Rex! By the way, have you ever heard the psychological term projection?

Posted by denny at January 6, 2006 04:43 PM  

How does it feel to be #1, Rex? BWAHAHHAHAHA!

Posted by: CharlieDelta on January 6, 2006 05:04 PM

Here's a little help, Rex, so you don't have to burn out your feeble little brain trying to find the definition.


Posted by: CharlieDelta on January 6, 2006 05:14 PM

PT Barnum said "There's a sucker born every minute"

I say "There's an asshole born every second"

My father use to make this comment often.

"God Bless the Idiots of the world, cause i need a good laugh"

YES....REX were laughing at YOU....Thanks for the Laugh.

Posted by: Rachel on January 6, 2006 05:59 PM

It's really gratifing that the internet provides an outlet for so many Rex's who have a deep seated desire to look like complete assholes in public.

Hey look Rex, people in New Zealand know you're an asshole now!

Global recognition, your mother must be so proud.

Posted by: Murray on January 6, 2006 06:40 PM

My, my -- Rex does have issues, doesn't he? In light of his abusive childhood, what we ought to do is all be extra-special nice to Rex and maybe that'll shame him into behaving better. Wudya say? Is it worth a try?

Nah --- FUCK IT!


Posted by: Bob on January 6, 2006 06:47 PM

Start the countdown, people. Any time now, there will be a whining diatribe about how hateful and mean conservatives/libertarians are and how Rex's freedom of speech is being trampled by the nasty old people who work/have worked for a living. I wonder why it is that the Guardians of Sweetness and Light believe they should be allowed to say whatever they wish without any repercussions....

You know, like how they always snivel about being directly quoted, in context.

Posted by: Duncan on January 6, 2006 06:57 PM

Wow. I don't think I've ever had a comment like that in three years of blogging. Clearly, I'm not ticking off enough people. Good to meet you last night, guy. :-)

Posted by: bryan on January 6, 2006 07:51 PM

Go ahead baby, tell him how you rocked my world at the blog meet ;)

Posted by: livey on January 6, 2006 08:06 PM

This was the first ever asshole of the week. How are you gonna' top it?

Posted by: Alan on January 6, 2006 08:10 PM

While it is a reasonable possibility given our host's spinal cord damage, it sure is a rude and insensitive assumption. Typical hypocritical 'I feel your pain' liberal. Off with his nuts.

Posted by: Glenmore on January 6, 2006 08:34 PM

Rex, you're a fucking asshole, and I'd kick your fucking ass if I knew where to find you and believe me...I CAN MOTHER FUCKER!!!! How dare you insult handicapped people you fucking jerk. You've cursed yourself ya prick.

Posted by: Paul on January 6, 2006 09:35 PM

Hey Denny, my name is Dave. I am a real butthead. Can I be the Asshole of the Week winner for next week?

Posted by: Dave on January 6, 2006 10:05 PM

Yo Rex,

Denny has a hundred times more friends than you have functioning brain cells.


Posted by: Jim - PRS on January 6, 2006 10:38 PM

So Dave you say you are a butthead.

Does that mean your Anal Retentive?

Posted by: OnRightOnLeftCoast on January 6, 2006 11:47 PM

Rex is a necessity in this world--if we didn't have idiots like Rex around, we wouldn't have people to laugh at.

Denny, keep up the Asshole comment feature--it's fuggin' HYSTERICAL how stupid these self-righteous numbnuts are!


Posted by: Denita TwoDragons on January 7, 2006 01:15 AM

Another "compassionate liberal" stating his feelings. And these hypocritical ASSHOLES wonder why they can't win an election outside of cities like San Fag-cisco.
Geez Denny, if you had only said you were a gay cripple with an affection for female horses on thursdays...

Posted by: Rob Cooper on January 7, 2006 03:08 AM

Rex merely confirms my People Theory: There's at least one asshole in every crowd.

Denny, as you know, I'm a gambling man. I'll betcha you've got more friends than Rex has.

Posted by: Acidman on January 7, 2006 03:33 AM

Very deserving winner, that Rex is.

Posted by: jmon on January 7, 2006 04:10 AM

too bad for Rex's mother, that birth conrol couldn't be retro-active . But the comments about Rex's post made me piss myself. BRB :)

Posted by: johndeerebilly on January 7, 2006 04:31 AM

Denny, it sure seems like I hit a nerve. Your bragging about wealth, cars, travelling, etc. is a transparent attempt to compensate for your sexual shortcoming.

Your posts on this blog show a lot of anger. If I were as sexually frustrated as you, I would probably be angry too and want to lash out mindlessly, as you so often do.

I'm glad you have some things in your life. You need them. But I know that you would give it all up for just one fuck. To touch a woman again and to have her touch you. Do you still cry yourself to sleep at night because you can't have sex?

[Please spare me the comments about how mean I am. Denny dishes out mean spirited invective on a daily basis. Since he dishes it out, I'm sure he can take it. You can take it, can't you, crip?]

Posted by: Rex on January 7, 2006 09:59 AM

"Rex, you're a fucking asshole, and I'd kick your fucking ass if I knew where to find you and believe me...I CAN MOTHER FUCKER!!!! How dare you insult handicapped people you fucking jerk. You've cursed yourself ya prick." - Paul

Denny delights in being politically incorrect and insulting whoever he pleases. But it isn't okay for others to be equally politically incorrect and insult him? Ya' gotta love this right-wing hypocrisy.

I'm sorry for being so insensitive to Denny's physical challenges. I should have celebrated how he is differently-abled. Boy, some of you have gotten very liberally mushy, haven't you.

Posted by: Rex on January 7, 2006 10:04 AM

dude, rex, it takes one to know one. talk about shortcomings, you are really unwise to come here to espouse your ridiculous theory.

denny has friends, read the archives. and he doesn't compensate with his boobage, he shares. he's a giving guy. and speaking of real men, if you can't appreciate titties, i bet you're not one.

i could attest to his sexuality, because i know many a woman that fantacise about being with denny. he's not alone, he's smart. again, read the archives.

believe me though rex, i do know how you feel. i feel your disgust and i similarly pity the pathetic peice of dogshit that would sleep with you.

get your own blog, you've got a lot of work to do.

Posted by: shoe on January 7, 2006 10:27 AM

You're an idiot Rex. The PBSkids web site is back up so you can log on now.

Posted by: Paul on January 7, 2006 10:27 AM

If you felt that this site was ran by a worthles fucker with no friends, it looks like you may be that desperate too as you came back to read it. You must have seen the saturday boobage and needed a fix. also your right hand is not a REAL woman. Keep posting as loyal readers enjoy a nice round of whack-a-troll.

Posted by: Greg DiCroce on January 7, 2006 10:37 AM

Wow, Rex. Do you have anything else to occupy your time? A job, a hobby, anything? And you think Denny doesn't have a life. Is attacking him the only joy you have in life, or are you only jealous of anyone whose accomplishments so greatly eclipse your own?

Sad. Very sad.

Denny's allowed to "dish out mean spirited invective" all he wants -- this is his blog. You don't have to read any of it; go somewhere else. If you can't handle the consequences of your own mean-spirited attacks, maybe you should stop making them. Or (as other bloggers have said about other jerks such as yourself) start your own blog, link to him and explain in detail why you think he sucks.

I'm quite certain that if you were actually facing any of us in person, you wouldn't dare say any of these things. You're a coward, hiding behind a computer monitor.

Yes, sad. Very, very sad.

Posted by: JT on January 7, 2006 10:38 AM

Rex, I bet Denny has buried more friends than you have. Denny has many friends and he also has a very full life, you cocksucker, Cat

Posted by: Catfish on January 7, 2006 11:17 AM

Rex - I was thinking of editing your comments like I do with most of my trolls, but every time you comment you just go funnier and more pathetic. Once again, I must ask, do you know what projection means? Do you hear that noise? It's all my readers laughing at you and your pathetic comments. I'm glad that your mommy let's you use her computer. How old are you Rex? 11, 12, 13?

Keep it up and you may win the Asshole of the Week award for next week also.

Posted by: Denny on January 7, 2006 11:46 AM

Rex, I want to thank you for giving us a great laugh this morning.

Here's a nickel's worth of free advice, from me to you:

Purchase a thick juicy boneless steak--at least 10 oz. for good measure...
Rub the steak all over your clothing. Make sure you get as much in your hair as possible. Trust me, this is for your own good...
Carefully stuff the steak down your trousers. Placing the steak into your underwear is best, but if that's too tight a fit then simply slipping it down your pants is fine...
Take a trip to your local zoological park...
Find the Big Cat enclosure...
...and climb inside, making noises like an antelope.


You'll be doing yourself, your family, the commenters here, Denny himself, and the rest of the world a HUGE favor. The world is too good for the likes of you.


Posted by: Denita TwoDragons on January 7, 2006 02:04 PM

I can understand controversial comments about religion, finance, politics and such, since it sometimes leads to spirited/productive debate. What I can't process is anyone deliberately choosing to cross moral and ethical boundaries by ridiculing anothers physical self (no matter how angry), whether it's a physical disability or physical features. If it came to personal choice, I'd choose Denny's legs over Rex's heart any day. Legs only aid in temporary, physical mobility, whereas the 'heart' is spirit. It's who we are and lives on, shaped by the choices it makes. Based on the testimonies of Denny's friends that I've read on various blogs concerning who and what he is, I would suggest Rex is the proverbial cripple.

Posted by: Tessa on January 7, 2006 02:21 PM

Rex seems a little obsessed with Denny's sex life. What's up with that?

Posted by: Alan on January 7, 2006 03:08 PM

"I feel bad for worthless fuckers like you who have no real friends, spend all of their time behind a computer, jerk off to internet porn and can't even remember what a real woman feels like. Sad."

Rex seems so well-versed in this lifestyle, doesn't he? I wonder why...

I bet he would be a lot nicer if Denny was a homosexual or Afro-American. Liberals are really good at being nice to those types of people so they can get their votes on Election Day.

Posted by: Marksman2000 on January 7, 2006 03:38 PM

Alan - Like I've said many times, projection. He's obviously a loser and is trying to make me out as one as well. He's incredibly jealous of my success, wealth and many friends. I may be a physical cripple, but he is a mental and emotional one. I really feel sorry for him but that won't stop me from whacking him.

Posted by: Denny on January 7, 2006 04:01 PM

Projection is not necessarily a psychological term...It is just common, everyday Democrat politics.

Posted by: Norm on January 7, 2006 04:13 PM

wow as smart as some of rex's comments were i'm surprised that he can walk and breathe at the same time

Posted by: Stefan on January 7, 2006 08:17 PM

Rex, I can't speak for you, but I can tell you that Denny has his shit in one sock. His legs may not work, but he is more active and involved in Actually Doing Things than most people I know. When was the last time you flew an airplane? Went skiing? Went scuba diving?

Or, for that matter, had a pleasant evening with a small group of friends, just having Drinks and Conversation?

Denny has plenty of friends. With your snotty attitude, I'd be amazed if you had one tenth as many.

Posted by: Elisson on January 7, 2006 08:56 PM

Denny- I'm still trying to wrap my mind around what a worthless creep this Rex person is. I'm not one who believes in hell, but reading stuff like he puts out makes me hope there is one. Surely he'll get his there, if he isn't currently getting it on a daily basis since he obviously has some serious issues. I must believe that what he has written is just demonstrating what a pathetic life he must lead. Blech.
-Signed Boudicca, your biggest girl fan!!! (although I feel certain many ladies out there would battle me for this position... ;-) )

Posted by: Bou on January 7, 2006 09:08 PM

Let me see if I have this straight.....Rex goes around insulting strangers on the internet but thinks other people need to get a life??? It that about it?

Posted by: Ric on January 7, 2006 10:30 PM

Ah, don't be too hard on Rex. He's still suffering shock after walking in on his mom sodomizing his dog, in a way moms should not be able to, normally lacking the equipment and all.

After all, the dog was his girlfriend first.

Posted by: mt on January 7, 2006 11:54 PM


I think the world is full of assholes and every day someone proves that I am right.

Rex, you are an asshole!!

Posted by: dave on January 8, 2006 12:12 AM

Hey Denny,

Why don't you let everybody know about your other site over at: http://isjaneinsane.blogspot.com/.

They'll be able to see the text of the Sitemeter
log that exposes you to be Topeka Troll (after
I post the text of it). Don't everybody jump at once.

I won't get into your physical issues, but REX was pretty right on with his other comments. Of course your "friends" (Ha! That's a stretch!) will just do their best to shout him down (or anyone else who makes comments they don't like). Denny, I can understand you editting these posts, but it really boggles my mind why all these other folks jump on that bandwagon. You folks are exposing your nasty left leaning natures here for all to see. A bunch of closet LIBERALS. And what's funny about it is you can't even see it...just like the democrats.

Oh Denny, please.. please..pretty please don't edit this post like you did as my previous post.

Who really is the loser here?

Posted by: Dave on January 8, 2006 11:01 AM

Rex the wonder dog has spoken. My apologies to the dogs of the world.

Ya know rex; "hand to gland combat" does not count as a satisfied sex life. So why don't you and Rosie go off somewhere and do what you do best. Don't forget your tweezers. Slap, Slap, Slapity Slap
I don't know GOC personally aside through this blog, but it seems that Denny has plenty of friends and keeps himself very active. I admire him for making the best out of a difficult situation. As for his political commentary, I happen to agree with most of what he says. The stuff I don't agree, well let's just say that if I were to challenge him on an issue,
No# 1, I would do it respectfully.
No# 2, I'd do it intelligently.
and No# 3, I would have to make sure that I had my "Stuff together" before wading into that water. GOC is a pretty smart fella, and way out of your league.

Rex Here boy, here boy. If I throw a stick will you leave? Again, my apologies to the world's dogs.

Hey Denny, Maybe we should have a competition for who can "whack a troll" the best. Use different categories like most eloquent, most cuss words strung together to form a sentence, most insulting comments to the troll about their lineage. Of course, the comments that cause them to loose it. I'm not suggesting that comments are the best but I think a little friendly competition makes it more fun.

Remember Trolls of the World "The Pen is mightier than the sword" So you should not bring crayons to this blog.


Posted by: scaryguy on January 8, 2006 11:02 AM

Looks like we've found Rex's husband Dave. Dave obviously hasn't been hanging around here very long because he thinks we're a bunch of liberals. WTF.

Posted by: paul on January 8, 2006 11:36 AM

You folks are so predictable its not even funny...just lame.

Posted by: Dave on January 8, 2006 01:24 PM

rex=dave=cowardly cunt Jane.

Posted by: joe on January 8, 2006 02:13 PM

Dave - Yet you keep coming back after promising to never visit this site again. Tell me again, who is the lame one? BTW, you are currently leading as the AOTW. Contest closes on Friday. You still have time to pad your lead.

Posted by: Denny on January 8, 2006 04:43 PM

Dave: Let me get this straight. Denny used a fake handle and created a blog to beat up on Jane? This is the internet we're talking about here where everyone uses their real names and everyone is kind to everyone else. I'm shocked I tell you, SHOCKED!

Posted by: Tessa on January 8, 2006 08:45 PM

Tessa - Dave is under the delusion that I am Topeka Troll. He's obviously a liberal with poor thought processes. If I were to create a blog to bash Jane and Rat Turd I would make many more entries than currently exist on that blog. I do have JudgeJerry's password and have logged on to clean up some of his spelling errors. Like I said, he probably still believes in the Easter Bunny.

Posted by: Denny on January 8, 2006 09:13 PM

Just so there's no confusion Rex, from the utmost ends of the earth, we're laughing AT you.

Denny, you need to look at a multi-lingual feature so other cultures can see what a tool he is too. It's slefish to keep it to oursleves.

What is Inuit for asshole anyway?

Celebrate diversity.

Posted by: Murray on January 8, 2006 09:15 PM

This has become a pretty UGLY place. Congratulations Denny. The site content itself is okay, but the people who post here are mean spirited and act just like Democrats who can't make a rational point so they just resort to name calling, swearing, slamming, ridiculing, (hatefulness) , etc. And they are led by and encouraged by Denny. Someone told me recently that this site is self-destructing. I think he was right.

By the way there must be someone among all of you geniuses here who knows that the Inuit word for asshole is murray.

Posted by: Dave on January 9, 2006 06:21 AM

Dave is right, Denny. We are young and impressionable and you're a bad influence. :p

Posted by: Tessa on January 9, 2006 07:19 AM

Damn. Go away for the weekend and miss the smackdown.

And yes, Tessa, we're young and impressionable. At least, I'm younger than Denny.

Thanks, Rex and Dave, for the good laugh.

Imperial Keeper

Posted by: Elizabeth on January 9, 2006 09:08 AM

Dave if it has become such an ugly place why do you continue to grace us with your assholiness? You commented last year on both this site and Topeka Troll's site that you weren't ever coming back but I see you keep returning. BTW, when you start a thread with insults, expect to be insulted back.

Posted by: Denny on January 9, 2006 09:51 AM

Rex - “I fart in your general direction ;Your mother was a hamster and your father stank of elderberries”

Rex needs to donate his body to science as living proof that anal sex can produce progeny.

Posted by: Harold Foster on January 9, 2006 11:57 AM

Rex.....Please define "politically incorrect". Who determines correct verses incorrect. You! And who the hell are you. I'd really like to know who came up with the Bullshit called political correctness, Isn't that thought control? Just answer that question. When you work through that one then. Then you might have something to bring to this blog.

You consider us conservative, well it seems we fiercely defend our freedoms of speech and are not "Controlled" by political correctness.

Posted by: scaryguy on January 9, 2006 02:39 PM

Denny, thanks for the laugh. And more than a little inspiration. What's the other thing the trolls call you, a SRF? Hoping to get there with some more work and better investments. Life knocked me down a couple years ago and I picked myself up and went back after it. Thanks for showing me that it can be done and done with a certain 'elan', if you will. I'm working on it day by day. Keep blogging and, by all means, share the trolls with your readers. I can always use a good laugh. Thanks, again.

Posted by: Jim on January 9, 2006 06:19 PM

I pull a few strings and you guys just keep dancing and dancing. Whining and crying about how mean I am. Friends, you reap what you sow.

I wonder if this comment will lead to days and days of you kids pissing and moaning.

[Reminder: Denny is a mean-spirited cripple who can't fuck. He hasn't had sexual contact with a woman in many years. Would one even consider that half a man? Denny, the next time you consider suicide -- as I'm sure you have many times -- do the world a favor and go through with it. When you go to hell, please say "hi" to Dale Earnhardt for me.]

Posted by: Rex on January 10, 2006 06:21 AM

Rex: Are you still hearing that little voice inside that keeps saying.."I don't have what it takes. I don't have what it takes." If so, you need to take it to heart. It's probably true.

Posted by: Tessa on January 10, 2006 06:02 PM
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