I'd believe this story, oh, about the time "Leave It To Beaver" was not yet shown in reruns... :)

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

This young couple get married. On their wedding night the wife turns to her husband and says, "you are so wonderful and loving to me, what can I do to make you happy?" The new husband looks into her eyes and says, "more than anything else, I would really love you to give me a blow job." The new wife says back, "of all the things I can not do, it's give you a blow job. It is simply because if I do, you'll lose respect for me." The husband says that there is no way he'd lose respect for her, he loves her with all his heart. Anyway, no blow job.

25 years later on their 25th anniversary,the wife turns to her husband and says, "this has been a glorious 25 years. You have been a wonderful faithful husband, what can I do to repay you for your love?. The husband looks at her and says, "you know. I all these years I have always wanted a blow job." She says, "you know how I feel about that. If I give you a blow job and you'll lose all respect for me." He tells her that just isn't so.

50th anniversary. She says, "you have given me everything in life I have asked for. No one could ever be a better husband that you. What can I do to show my appreciation?" He replies, "You know. All these years I haven't ask much of you but a blow job is all I ask now." She says, "No, after all these years I will not chance you're losing respect for me." He repeatedly assures her he won't, but to no avail.

Now....he's on his deathbead. His wife is by his side. She says, "we have had the most unbelievable life together, wonderful children and grandchildren, a beautiful home, great times. Here on you are on your deathbed. What can I do to show you how wonderful you have made my life. What can I do for you?"

He says, "you know what I have wanted all these years, but you refused to give it to me. Here, I am dying. For a last wish, please give me a blow job." She says, "all these years you've asked and you know I was always concerned that you would lose respect for me. Considering you are dying and it is your last wish...O.K."

As she is in the middle of giving him the blow job, the phone rings. The husband stretches over and picks up the phones, he chats for a moment, then taps his wife on the top of the head with the phones and says..................

"Hey, Cocksucker, it's for you."

A couple are having dinner at a restaurant and the husband leans over and
asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over
fifty years a go? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against
the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes, she says, "I remember it
well."

"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we
can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like
a crazy, but very good idea!"

There's a police officer sitting in the next
booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself.

He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just
keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.

They walk halting along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she
leans against the fence. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that
the watching policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. After
about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, still
watching thinks, this was truly amazing. I've got to ask them what their
secret is.

As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some
sort of secret to this?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't a bloody electric fence."

The crime started when she was 17, so he is not out of the woods until he takes her home and picks her up when she IS 18.

On those same lines...
Guys is parking with this very attractive girl. He asks her name and she says, Shirley, but everybody calls me JailBait.
Another fellow is out with this girl and notices the cop car pulling into the lover's lane.
He whispers in his girls ear, "Fuzz" and she says, "We'll what did you expect at my age."

I love Willie's joke.