Ha ha - this reminds me of an old boyfriends' father. He had but two - three hairs max on his old bald head but sure as shit he was up to that barbershop every Saturday. We went to pick him up and we discovered why; the lady who did his hair had great big knockers - he said the best part of it was getting his hair washed having her lean all over to reach the shampoo and stuff. Old perv...sweet guy though ha ha

I remember going to a barber shop in Las
Vegas, called A Little Off the Top. Can you believe even in Vegas they actually weren't allowed to be topless so they wore very sexy lingerie. My buddy
Doug was with me and he can't see s**t without his glasses and what is the first thing the barber does?

You got it, took off his glasses!!!

There's a topless barber shop in Austin, last time I remember. I think the ladies were completely topless--because there was no alcohol consumption. There's some odd legal restriction here that keeps them from being completely nude if alcohol is being served.

When my Mom danced at tittie bars in the late '70's, the girls started wearing those little round, flesh-colored Band-Aids over their nips and could get around the pasty-law while still being legal. Pissed the cops off something fierce...LOL

--TwoDragons

Hilarious!!! hahahaha And my husband is still laughing at this one.

Dave - A good reason for your friend to either get surgery or wear glasses.