Ron sent me this and suggested a caption contest.
His entries are as follows:
Get outta the way, Woman. Lemme show you how to BBQ!
Lorena Bobbitt Does Wiener Schnitzel
Dong-B-Q (My favorite - GOC)
Grilled Tube Steak
Toss Another Log on the Fire
Huevos y Culebras Rancheros
Ai - Ai - Ai - Ai . . . Canta y no llores
1. You can't beat our meat.
2. Would you like to try a bite?
3. Something about cannibals eating the flesh of enemies to gain their power.
4. Remember what Otter said to Mrs. Wormer in the produce section of the Food King?
5. Mountain oysters and pulled pork penis
6. Bite the head off, just like eating a crawdad
7. When we BBQ, WE don't DICK around
8. You're not going to serve that with ranch dip, are you?
1) Any gals like to try the other white meat ?
2) Any ladies like to try the new Cock-ka-Bobs ? Or bob on a cock ? Hey wait a minute .... is this Bob's cock ?
3)The new low fat way for you ladies to get all the taste of meat with no unwanted calories . No condaments required , cums with it's own flavorfull sauce . :)
Posted by: Coach on January 8, 2006 03:18 AMStep right up ma'am. Melts in your mouth, not in your hand...
Posted by: Libby on January 8, 2006 09:55 AMI thought GUYK's title was great...NEVER TELL A WOMAN SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO COOK.
Posted by: Tessa on January 8, 2006 11:07 AM1. Rex BBQ
Posted by: Paul on January 8, 2006 11:32 AMI see Jeffery Dahmer's coming to the BBQ...
Posted by: Rob Cooper on January 8, 2006 05:38 PMObviously, a small appetizer! Meat whistle medium rare, or love muscle au jus.
Posted by: Vulgorilla on January 8, 2006 07:10 PMThat's really disturbing... I have a
HUGE case of 'shrinkage' now.
Aaaaaarggghhh!
Posted by: Elisson on January 8, 2006 08:40 PMShe told him he he loved that barbeque more that her.
Posted by: Dave Kozerow on January 8, 2006 10:46 PMWhy would any man BBQ his brains?
Posted by: vicki on January 8, 2006 11:20 PMSome time the Matador he win, some time the bull he win !!
Posted by: Wild Bill on January 8, 2006 11:36 PMDoc, I have this burning sensation....
Posted by: Woody on January 9, 2006 10:34 AMLooks like one of my ex-wives is in the neighborhood...
Posted by: Kim du Toit on January 9, 2006 04:50 PMOh man! It looks like the cock I sucked last night!
Posted by: Dave on January 9, 2006 07:38 PMPeople think killing and cleaning the elusive spot-of-dick is difficult. On the contrary, its as easy opening a package of brats! Grill 'off sides' to maintain it's moistness. Comes in light and dark meat too!
Posted by: radtec on January 10, 2006 07:45 PM