As y'all know I got me some new trolls. Rex seems to be obsessed with my sex life as he seems to make the same comment over and over again about me not getting laid. Rex, can't you come up with sumpin' other than that? You cannot make Asshole of the Week doing the same old tired comment over and over. Why not sumpin' else like if your weenie were two inches shorter you would have a scab on the back of your ass. C'mon! My readers want my trolls to be entertaining. Think up some other insults. Make them original. Make them funny. You want my readers to laugh at me. What you're doing is making my readers laugh at you and when they read your pitiful comments they don't know whether to laugh at you or feel sorry for you because you are such a loser.
I'm beginning to think that you are really Rat Turd. Rex, you don't have much of a life do you?
Then we have Dave who has his own obsession. Just like Lois Lane is always trying to prove that Clark Kent is Superman, Dave is constantly trying to prove that I am Topeka Troll. I would think that Dave is Jane, but she knows that TT and I are two separate people. She is, after all, the person who gave Topeka Troll, Judgejerry in my comments, the name Topeka Troll.
I've done some searching and I found a picture of Rex and Dave. Here it is:
And I really should not do this, but I've also found a picture of Rex's mommy. Beware, this is not a pretty picture. After seeing this you may understand why Rex has issues.
Now it's off to the mall to get some exercise.
Posted by denny at January 10, 2006 06:39 PM Category: Fun With TrollsAs Rodney says "Now I know why Tigers eat thier young"
Posted by: Greg DiCroce on January 10, 2006 07:09 PMDamn, that was foul!
Posted by: Oddybobo on January 10, 2006 07:20 PMDig that tattoo....you know, I think I've seen her outsine the MTS Center on the Portage Avenue side. But you know, Denny, you really shoulda saved that shot for the first Saturday Boobage in April.
Posted by: Duncan on January 10, 2006 07:23 PMI see that you have been lookin back into your "frog" archives too !! I was havin a look-see at your frog files the other day and the Mrs. happened to walk thru the room about the time I brought up the pic of Rex and Dave and I almost had to help her to a chair.. Thanks for the good laugh buddy.. I needed it..
Posted by: Wild Bill on January 10, 2006 07:23 PMRex - Did you send Denny our picture?
Uh... that's... that's my aunt. Fuck. She's always trying to flash them things at us. Usually she's wearing a tube top, so we always see more than we should.
I'll take care of those bastards (meaning Rex and Dave... not those hanging beauties) at the next get together, Denny.
Posted by: That 1 Guy on January 10, 2006 07:58 PMWet Willie - Get it right. It's not crouch, the word you're looking for is crotch.
Rex, make sure you make the insults funny and original. Here's a couple more examples:
If your pecker was an inch longer, you'd be a king. An inch less, you'd be a queen.
Why did Rex wrap his hamster in electrical tape? So it wouldn't explode when he fucked it.
Posted by: Mike on January 10, 2006 08:25 PMO.K. Denny,
How much did you pay your date last night to pull up her shirt. I guess when she's going down on you the top of her head looks the same as any other "broad.' But the smell, how do you get past that smell?
Ever go into a tire dealership, smell the rubber tires and get a hard-on thinking about your last night date's crouch?
Posted by: Wet Willie on January 10, 2006 08:49 PMWild Bill - Actually I dug that out of my Fun With Trolls archives.
Livey - Now do you see why Pumpman says I have the some of the best trolls on the web?
Posted by: Denny on January 10, 2006 09:12 PMYou can certainly see that one got the looks, and the other got the brains...
Posted by: Bill on January 10, 2006 09:26 PMDenny
I see another Troll concerned with your sex life.
Wet Willie
How would you know to compare new tires to a females vagina. And smelling your mothers dont count.
Oooh, that definitely looks like the shallow end of the gene pool.
"Oh Cabana Boy, we need more chlorine overe here."
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on January 10, 2006 11:20 PMWet Willie, did you mother have any children that lived?
Posted by: reiggin on January 10, 2006 11:31 PMDamn.....the Gene Pool is running mighty shallow for those 2. or as i sometimes like to say..
From the Dry End of the gene pool
Posted by: Rachel on January 10, 2006 11:46 PMMore to the point Wet Willie, did any of your mothers human babies live?
And I'm thinking its more like the damn green sludge mark than a pool of any sort.
Is it just me or do they look like the bastard offspring of Michael Moore and John Kerry?
On god now I have to live with THAT mental picture.
Posted by: Murray on January 11, 2006 12:13 AMOh Denny, you have such an interesting life!
Posted by: livey on January 11, 2006 12:26 AMRex is always asking you about sex, why? because he wants to suck your dick.
Posted by: Catfish on January 11, 2006 11:14 AMDamn......such a sentitive "gaggle" of men, protecting Denny from such an evil joke.
Actually, back in the sixties I was tooling around the village (about the time the White Album came out because it was playing every where) and I needed places to stay.
So....
I stayed at NYU....got thrown out
I stayed at Columbia....got thrown out eventually
I stayed at a fag's apt. in the village (after he picked me up in a bar). Stole a bunch of reds from his medicine cabinet and split (I'm not a fag even buy association).
Then ended up at a house for Guru Maharashsi, received knowledge (so stupid - you had to "accept" the Maharashi as the source of all knowledge, go under a blanket and squeeze your eyes. The light you see when you squeeze your eyes IS his eternal knowledge, or the light of life)
Anyway, while I was there, there was this big fat elderly black woman sitting next to me. When she got up, she swung her ass (and twat) right into my face, I got a major wiff and my first thought (besides puking) was "Goodyear." That's the origin.
See ya!
I wish I knew how Denny got that picture of me.
Posted by: Dave on January 11, 2006 10:04 PMWhy do I keep talking about your lack of a sex life? Simple, because I don't have one and unlike you I don't have friends, money, hobbies, or much of anything else. By cutting you down, I keep hoping to build myself up. I'm jealous that I'm a loser and you, in spite of being a cripple, are a winner.
And how did you get a picture of my mother? Did Dave send that to you?
Posted by: Rex on January 11, 2006 10:53 PMI really feel sorry for Rex. He must live a really lonely life. I'll bet he's never, ever, been laid and he never will be. In fact, I'll bet I've turned down more sex than he'll ever get in his entire life. BTW Rex, there's an operation you can get to install a pump that allows you to pump up your dick. Pumpman has had it done. You might want to think about it. It would make it easier for you to masturbate. I don't know if there's a way for you make your dick longer than your two inches. Fortunately, I can get an erection. Bet you're jealous. I'm rich, got lots of friends, and can have sex. Not all crips lose sexual function.
Posted by: Denny on January 11, 2006 11:13 PMMommy..!!!!
Posted by: jim on January 13, 2006 03:19 AM