From Charlieb.
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her,
"What did you steal?"
She replied: "A can of peaches".
The judge asked her why she had stolen
them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many
peaches were in the can.
She replied, "6".
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce
the punishment the woman's husband spoke
up and asked the judge if he could say something.
He said, "What is it?"
The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
Posted by denny at January 12, 2006 10:53 AM
That was awesome. I laughed so hard at this, thanks.
Posted by: Alicia Moreno on January 12, 2006 01:13 PMAshley was a very good girl at the vet.Of course, she'll be mad at me for taking her until she forgets. Which should be about 10 minutes. Like my dog Blossom, she is very sweet, but is mercifully devoid of the burden of excessive intelligence.
I do think Denny is getting stronger. Also thinner. THe exercise is really doing him good.
By the way, if anyone wonders why I am complimenting him , I might explain that he gave me a perfectly beautiful diamond and gold pin for Christmas. Not that I would let that influence me. Oh, no. Nothing but complete honesty here.
Did I mention that he looks younger every day?
Good one Denny!
Posted by: Tessa on January 12, 2006 09:55 PM