Tomorrow morning I'm setting off to meet some friends in Texas. That means I won't be blogging until next week. Dammit! I just get my hits back up since the drop off over the holidays and now they're gonna go down again.
Another bad thing that's gonna happen is some troll droppings that I will not be able to take care of. I'm sure Rex is gonna check in with his obsession over my sex life. I originally thought that Rex was Rat Turd, but now I think he's Jane. After all, she was the one who said I got pissed off that she wouldn't sleep with me. I have standards and I've seen her picture. No way would I ever want to sleep with her. She's a two bagger: A bag on her head and a bag on mine in case hers falls off. Plus she's a raving sociopath. That's why she is so obsessed with my sex life. Ignore her or whack her.
I'm posting some boobage and a pun. Here's the pun from Charlieb.
What happened after the silver prospector told his secrets?
He found it was a real lode off his mine.
Posted by denny at January 18, 2006 09:58 PM
You could always blog from Texas. I've heard tell they have Wi-Fi over there, too!
; )
Posted by: Christina on January 18, 2006 11:28 PMBTY, troll droppings are nothing more than troll droppings! Droppings happen but you need not clean up the mess. Let the trolls roll in the mess they may create.
Posted by: Phobos on January 18, 2006 11:33 PMEven cowboys in Texas have internet access !
Posted by: papawswrench on January 19, 2006 01:39 AMLong time reader, first time post.
I live here in Plano, TX. Did you know that even some of the rest areas here in TX have free Wi-Fi. When traveling to New Mexico, I found that the new rest areas have these nice areas set up inside and you just sit down with your laptop and BOOM, Internet access. It's pretty sweet.
Hey, Greta, from a fellow Plano-ite!
Denny, did you know there's another level to the "bag" rating system, the "3-bagger"??? That's one bag over her head, one over yours, and one over the light bulb!
Posted by: BRWombat on January 19, 2006 07:20 PMWhat an interesting clultural difference. Here a three bag is one for her, one for you and one at the door in case your mate walks in.
Thats safe sex.
Posted by: Murray on January 19, 2006 07:39 PMCan I be your substitute troll-wacker?
Posted by: Rob Cooper on January 19, 2006 07:47 PMWait...
RC-
Who's the troll of the moment? I'm a little buzzed.
Said troll is goin by the name, "Rex."
Posted by: Lil Toni on January 20, 2006 11:03 PMCharlieDelta- There are none. YET! But if any show their ugly mugs, it's head-bashing time. Denny's way too nice to these losers. I could even teach Don Rickles a few things about the art of the insult...
Posted by: Rob Cooper on January 21, 2006 10:13 PMRC-
"Denny's way too nice to these losers".
I agree... 100%
Posted by: CharlieDelta on January 22, 2006 02:53 AMRC-
The "Don Rickles" comment had beer gushing out of my nostrils. I'll send you the invoice...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on January 22, 2006 06:09 AMTexas. What a great state, especially because of individuals like Suzanna Hupp. Unfortunately, she's retiring (although I wish she was running for President).
Posted by: Marksman2000 on January 22, 2006 02:03 PMI thought the third bag (in the 3 bagger) was to throw up in - in case the other bags fall off.
Posted by: Dash on January 22, 2006 06:53 PMWhat a tangled web we weave,..Good luck my friend.
Posted by: Teresa on January 22, 2006 11:32 PMYes, I coulda blogged from Texas. Christina offered me the use of one of her PC's, but I usually don't blog or surf at a blogmeet. I wait until I get home to find out what I did and whom I insulted. Then, I can tell my side of the story.
Posted by: Denny on January 23, 2006 06:09 PM