That's too funny.

Reminds me of the dang frickin' meeting I had to smile and put up with this afternoon. (I should add, just imagine me bein' the machine that everyone wants to add this, this, this, and oh yeah this to, every month to our automatic ((uh huh...read me)) email list.

That is just funny.

I just might have to make this my screensaver.

Would you mind, sir?

Go ahead. I don't own it.

This needs to be on every product in the country as well as in every court room where lawyers sue on behalf of their stupid clients. "WARNING! Do not stick your wet penis in the light socket".

Stihl used to make the best accessory for chain saws in the world. It was called a 'BOW BAR' and was great for cutting up a downed tree into firewood sized pieces. You worked standing up instead of bent over and it was great for saving the back. Problem was that if used improperly to try to fell a tree it would buck and kick back. Very simple, fell the tree with a straight bar and then change over to the bow bar to cut it up. Too many lazy dumbasses caused Stihl to stop making it.

The world is full of complete idiots. It's always bugged me that the little ketchup packets you get from McDonalds or whatever have the little "tear here" in the corner. I mean, if you can't figure out how to get the damn packet open, you have no business wasting perfectly good air. Just die already!

That is way too real. I just printed it on photo quality paper and taped it to the dash on my sons car.
Thanks

Someone needs to figure out how to get this tattooed on the foreheads of our politicians.