Charlieb sent me these.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.
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I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife --
Marrying you screwed up my life.
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I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.
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My love, you take my breath away --
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go To Hell."
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What inspired this amorous rhyme? --
Two parts vodka, one part lime!
Posted by denny at February 14, 2006 05:52 PM
OK, so you are gay; BIG FUCKING DEAL!
I had to watch "Birdcage" twice to understand.
I always knew that movie would have far-reaching implications; now I know why.
WHY didn't you share with us earlier?
Did it ever occur to you, that with the launching of a WAR, that your hidden-agenda might have an affect on things?
OF COURSE it didn't!
I'm GLAD you know who you are and where you stand; THANKS for thinking carefully how you affected the rest of us, your READERS, in the grand scheme of things.
Wether you are a 'pitcher' or a 'catcher' matters not in the least to me; you ran a 'game' on us who where your innocent readers. T'was You who yourself BETRAYED your basic-honesty.
I understand you now: foment, agitate, stir!
YOU, Sir, are not about TRUTH nor Right ...; Denny: you are a LIAR and a hypocrite!
Have FUN being a SRF!!!
You BETRAYED at very-least THIS reader & commenter.
Never Again will I take you straight from the bottle as unadulterated SINCERE-nous. You left it to another to expose that which you obviously are ashamed of.
Do you understand it? Do you understand that your whole 'believe-ability' is shot-to-hell with the admission by a third-party that you might have an agenda?
It's not the agenda; it's the third-party revelation that causes suspectness!
Yeah ....; "Damn You Zonker"!
I love you still; but EVERYTHING you post from here on out simply HAS to be filtered.
Go on 'pitching' & 'catching'; matters not a whit to me. What matters is a duplicitnous that you sought, in all honesty, to hide from us.
See if I ever post-in-honesty here again; long, short, spontaneous or thoughtful, apparently, 'truth' only matters after one is 'outed'!
Denny, if in fact you are indeed gay, YOU have been less-than-truthful with your Readers. Ya just don't realize what "Lil Pitchers with Big Ears" have been hearing.
I'll want to see you taking at least a modicum of responsibility for the "Lil Pitchers".
I will grant you one avenue of attack on me: It's your Web-Site-Blog. All the other alleys, avenues, streets & boulevards lead one to imagine that they are dealing here with the very THESIS of a phony.
THAT is VERY, very SAD to this longtime-reader.
Posted by: DanS on February 15, 2006 02:05 AMDanS-
I read that same randomness 4 of Denny's posts ago, and now on this one again? Dude, put the bottle of Jack down and hit the sheets!
Sorry, I should've said the last 6 posts...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on February 15, 2006 03:23 AMCD:
As I said, I wanted to make sure it was read! Understanding would be but a PLUS!
DanS
Posted by: DanS on February 15, 2006 03:25 AMIt was read, dude....6 times over 6 posts. As a fellow drunk, I am just stating the obvious here...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on February 15, 2006 03:56 AMAs I said, it's on Denny to explain why he was Homo all these years without thinking that it mattered in anyway.
Frankly, I could care less if he has a fondness for the younger goats ... or the older ones of any sexual-persuasion! I'm just a tad pissed that someone else had to share his prediliction with the Blog-at-Large.
Denny has no qualms about what he thinks of Islam, the War, drunks like me, or any other thing; so why are we just now hearing that he has this 'thing' going on for himself?
I'll not judge him bad nor evil; but as I've said, I'll have to re-arrange my Cosmos.
THAT is what pisses ME off!
It's the HOST who is supposed to change in regard & respect to what is posted in response to comments!
At least, THAT is how it was back in 1986.
Y'all can HAVE this 'New Web'!
I Think HONESTLY that Denny should have shared with us earlier that he wasn't a dyed-in-the-wool Capitalist.
Just my opinion.
Posted by: DanS on February 15, 2006 03:56 AMI can't stop laughing at this one:
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I like the next to the last.
And Denny, you're still my valentine.
Elizabeth
Imperial Keeper
Dan - Go read my response on the Cheney post. All comments go to my e-mail. I read them all. I do not need to read the same comment six times. Do you enjoy having my readers laugh at you? I don't. Please. Please. Please. Go back on your meds. Also learn when someone is joking.
Posted by: Denny on February 15, 2006 12:46 PMDenny's gay?!? That would explain him joining the Navy. Lotsa seamen!
:{P
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on February 15, 2006 05:25 PMAs I said in my first post:
If indeed Denny is gay and that's a part of what he posts, it is I who have to adjust.
On the other hand, if this was all but a send-up, then shame on me for believing what I read here.
And if there is the "Third Hand of The Back-Pedaller" at work here, know that it is rare and not-frequently invoked.
OK; I am laughing! You Got Me! I BELIEVED you! Got my sense of humor back; I'm back on my meds.
I'm still gonna be wary of what I read here.
I hope you ARE laughing at me & I hope you had a good joke at my expense. All you did was trigger a false-postive in a Friend.
As I said: it's wrong, bogus, and all-too-easy; if that's the way you want your blog, it will be I that adjusts to you.
SINCERELY,
Your yolked-faced Responder,
DanS
OKAY! Let me get it STRAIGHT: A Third-Party (for whatever reason) wanted us to think Denny gay.
We did. At least I did.
And it changed the terms of the game.
Guess it depends on wether one believes what they read. Further, I guess that 'news' is merely a plaything to be wielded and whopped upside of the head of the unsuspecting-believer.
AND THAT DOESN'T SAY SOMETHING???
That good-honest Denny-decency went right out the window with this whole shebang of exchange.
No matter; he squared it with me.
I'll keep coming here 24/7 and checking-in to see what YOU have to say; I, for one, am a bozo who got 'took'. My Bad.
Hey! LOOK! I'm Laughing!
Posted by: DanS on February 15, 2006 11:46 PMDanS
Dennys site Dennys rules Dennys life. I sense Homophobia here.
Dan - Zonker made a joke. I thought it was funny. I linked to it. Had you read the article that Zonker linked you would have seen a picture of two dudes in a hot tub. Then if you looked at the picture he posted you would have noticed he photoshopped my picture on the head of one of the guys.
A good rule of thumb: Don't believe everything you read on the internet. You shouldn't take everything I post as gospel.
FishorMan - Your use of the word whining in your comment is what set me off.
Posted by: Denny on February 20, 2006 07:33 PM