Dear Bennie

To: Barney Fink, Head Gay Guy in the Senate
From: Barbra Streisand

Dear Bennie:

First off let me say how disappointed I was that Bareback Mountain didn't win best picture this year. I voted for it as did most of my friends. Can you believe some of those ignorent hicks in the red states were calling it Homo On The Range? We have entirely too much Homophilia in this country. I blame it all on the Republicans and our sorry excuse for a president Goerge Busch. He is so dumb!

But what I am writing about is the arrogence of this admenstration. They have taken us to war by lying about weapons fo mass destrution. This is what happens when one party controls all four branches of government and they are too cowardly to stand up to our dishonest and corrupt president. Any president who misuses the FBI (I bet he has thousands of FBI files) and has the IRS audit his enemies should be impeeched. As I said on my web site.

In the 1970’s, during the Nixon Adminstration, serious political
curruption arose and the Republican leadership stepped up and took
responsibilty by holding hearings and subpoening administration
officials.

(She has since corrected the spelling errors on her site. Remember, this is the person who calls Bush dumb...GOC)

I cannot believe that this dummy is about to turn over eight of our ports to an Arab nation. Doesn't he relize that it was Arabs who attacked us on 9/11. Helen Clinton is on the right side of this issue. Whle I admit we shouldn't offend Arabs in thsi country by racial profiling, which is wrong, we need to hold the Arabs outside of this country responsible. Of course, that doesn't mean we shoud go to war with them or publish offensive cartoons, which would be bad, we just shouldn't do business with them. We have to stop buying their oil which only makes them richer.

Now I know how to conserve energy. I have told all the people around me that they should start drying their clothes outside instead of using all that energy for dryers.

Everyone needs to get rid of those gas guzzling SUV's except for those of us who really need them. I am a star after all.

Congriss needs to pass laws mandating all cars get 50 miles to the gallon. That will help.

And I've talked before about moon power. If we can get power from sunlight, why can't we get power from moonlight?

I will do everything in my power to elect a Democratic Congress and a Democratic Supreme Court and whatever that fourth branch of government is. Then we can impeech Bush.

I'm behind the Democratic Party all the way!

Luv ya,
Babs

Posted by denny at March 9, 2006 10:21 PM  Category: Faxes From Babs