I'm really sorry that there was no Asshole of the Week last week. I was shocked! This blog went an entire week without a suitable candidate. Not this week. This week we have Joe. Here is his first set of troll droppings.
I love it when rednecks sit safely in the comfort of the USA and talk about which guns and ammo they are going to use to protect the USA from the "mongrel horde" (or some similar racial epithet). I love big talking paper tigers who are prepared to defend their living rooms from Al Quaeda. I'm very impressed.
Whereas Joe would be hiding under his bed and wetting his pants. Does he have anything else to share with us? Yes he does.
I'm starting to understand how it is that you crazies come to have such odd ideas which don't have much to do with reality. You live in insulated little cocoon worlds where you don't even watch movies made in the last seven years.I think you would all benefit from actually experiencing some things outside of your little worlds. Ever do any real travelling on other continents? Ever met any of these people you hate so much?
For god's sake, watch a movie, read a book and get out of this country for a while. Turns out knowledge and experience are actually useful.
Hmmmmm! I just got back from Cayman Brac and I probably read at least two books a week. Does he have anything else to say?
"Blog child"? My god. Do you know how embarassing that sounds? Denny, you really should take a break from the blogosphere and experience some of the real world.
As I said, I just got back from Cayman Brac and a week before that I was skiing. By the way Joe, the map below is everywhere I've been.
create your own visited country map
I've been in all 50 states. I've skippered charter boats in the Caribbean. I've white water rafted through the Grand Canyon. I've soloed in an airplane. I wonder what Joe's conception of "the real world" is? Probably a world run by pansy ass liberals.
Congratulations Joe! You are the Asshole of the Week.
Posted by denny at March 10, 2006 10:17 PMI'm starting to understand how it is that you crazies come to have such odd ideas which don't have much to do with reality. You live in insulated little cocoon worlds where you don't even watch movies made in the last seven years.
That's where we would learn about reality, watching a movie? Which one? Lord of the Rings? One of the Star Wars movies? If that is where he gets his dose of reality, then I don't think we are the ones who need to experience the real world...
Great choice for AOTW..
Posted by: Red on March 10, 2006 11:08 PMDefinately the appropriate choice for this week!
Posted by: CharlieDelta on March 10, 2006 11:26 PMYes red, movies and books are the "real world" and Michael Moore makes "documentries"!.
It's no wonder the tree huggers are so deranged. Some of us get out into the would outside the country by going to other countries, not alternate realities.
Posted by: Murray on March 10, 2006 11:42 PMA natural for this weeks winner. Good Game, Joe!
Posted by: jmon on March 11, 2006 06:22 AMWhy is it that Dickwads like Joe think that the only way to become learned about the world is to travel to other countries. Newsflash idiot, because we are the greatest country on earth, the world comes to us. I can tell exactly what I need to know about "the rest of the world" by just looking at the melting pot we live in. And I believe there are a lot of good, decent places to live in the world with good decent people. But the majority of it. Just a bunch of parasites sucking off of the countries that will help support their lifestyles of refusing to evolve with the rest of civilization. Hey Joe, take a trip to Syria or Lebanon, let me know how that "trip" goes.
Posted by: Ray on March 11, 2006 06:51 AMI got 19 countries including all of the ME except Iran and Iraq - and the last one is on the list. But I suppose if you haven't been to Cuba or "Palestine" none of the others count - at least in Joes' world.
Posted by: emdfl on March 11, 2006 11:06 AMYeah, I got a piece of this guy when he posted that bullshit. What a fucking bedwetting moron.
Posted by: Paul on March 11, 2006 11:45 AMSpeaking of bed wetting morons, rat turd took his site down. AAWWW!
Posted by: Alan on March 11, 2006 05:33 PMHi Denny,
I used to visit GOC every day at work. About 3 weeks ago I got got the "Site restricted" message. I believe my IBM-like employer subscribes to a service which supplies lists of "undisirable websites" and it seems you are now on it. Bastards!
I am wondering if this could be the reason you have less trolls slobbering all over your site?
Posted by: joe moer on March 12, 2006 10:14 AMNah! Most of the really good trolls don't have jobs anyway.
Posted by: Denny on March 12, 2006 05:37 PMYou clearly havent been to Portugal yet
Posted by: Dean04Prez on March 12, 2006 08:40 PM