Another one from Richard.
Two farmers were discussing their problems. Farmer Bill said, "I've
got a couple of birds nesting in my horse's mane. I've tried to get rid
of them. But they just won't go away."
Farmer Joe thought for a minute and said, "Just sprinkle the horse's mane with yeast."
"Yeast? Why yeast?" farmer Bill asked.
Farmer Joe responded,
"Yeast is yeast and nest is nest, and never the mane shall tweet."
Posted by denny at March 27, 2006 12:01 AMI love it!
Posted by: Herb on March 27, 2006 06:44 AMYou sure that's a pun? Looks like a hybrid spoonerism/chiasmus to me.
Posted by: babalu on March 27, 2006 07:38 AMSo what , Babalu ? It was funny .
Posted by: papawswrench on March 27, 2006 08:26 PM