April 03, 2006

Where Were They?

Was today some kind of Mexican holiday? Were they boycotting sumpin'? The reason I ask is that there were no Mexicans at the weight room at Shepherd today.

Normally when I get there there are at least five Mexicans working out, and since Mexicans never travel alone, that means there are at least ten of them.

There is one guy who usually has his sister (I think) with him.
She looks to be about 18 years old and is a mega-babe. Him, I don't mind.

What pisses me off is that some of the accompanying Mexicans use the equipment (They're supposed to pay extra for that) or just sit on it rather than using chairs. That really pisses off a SRFİ like me who is paying for this. Half these fuckers are probably illegal anyway. Maybe that's why there weren't any there today. They were hiding from the INS. Yeah, like the INS ever does anything.

I'm working on an immigration post. Until then, this will have to do. Ya wanna hear a Mexican joke? Howza 'bout this?

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico?

Because all of the Mexicans who can swim are already here.

Yeah. So I'm a racist asshole. OK. Many people have sent me the following:

If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:

Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.

Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You would not understand, pal."

Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico

Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right here in the United States, land of the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct politicians.

Now, back to me. To you idiotic Mexicans waving the Mexican flag in your demonstrations last week, if you're so fucking proud of Mexico, why the fuck are you here in the United States? You want California back? Fine. You can have it. Let's see how long it will take you fuckers to turn it into a Third World hell hole like Mexico. Maybe if we give California to Mexico the asshats in Hollywood would finally be happy. They could leave the United States without moving.

Hey Babs! How's your Spanish?

Posted by denny at April 3, 2006 10:42 PM  

Yeah, those motherfuckers can have Califiornia back. It's pretty much Mexico anyways. But I won't so easily give up the California deserts to these pricks. They have already ruined the coast, they are in the process of ruining the mountains inland, but they are gonna have to fight me in my foxhole with the rest of the desert rats if they want that part of California back. They won't get it on my watch! FUCK YOU MEXICO!

Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 4, 2006 12:25 AM

I like this. I'm always one asking that we walk a mile in the other shoes before we make a judgement. You've made some very salient points.

Well Done!

Posted by: DanS. on April 4, 2006 12:40 AM

I also find it funny that the Mexicans claim that California belonged to them first, but was it not the Native American who was here before anyone else?

San Diego Unified School District closed doors all last week so these "informed proactive students" could protest in the streets with their "brown power" banners and burning American flags. Makes me want to go postal on every last one of these assholes! More than half of these dumbfuckers don't even know what they are protesting. It's just another reason to take a day off of work or school to make a 'statement'.

The fact that they are protesting, waving the red, white & green flags with Caesar Chavez in the background really shows their ignorance. He was against illegal immigration. What part of illegal don't these morons understand? Oh yeah, it's racist...I forgot...


Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 4, 2006 01:40 AM

And if you doubt the credibility of that last link because it's a high school conservative kid, check out this little tid-bit.

"In his prime, Chavez fought constantly against illegal immigration. He frequently complained that the Immigration & Naturalization Service wasn't tough enough. When Chavez would lead a strike, the grower would send trucks across the Mexican border, load them up with scabs, and race back to the Central Valley in the dead of night. Chavez even offered his UFW staffers to the INS to serve as volunteer border guards to keep Mexicans from sneaking into California. As Ruben Navarrette Jr. reported in the Arizona Republic: (8/31/97)"


You'll never see that reported by the LSM...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 4, 2006 01:59 AM

It seems that you're gonna speak spanish before i pray allah...

but protesters wave foreigns flags (algerian and turkish ones) in our streets too and it make me feel uncomfortable.
Like Denny said : If you're so pride of your native country I may will offer you the return ticket...

Posted by: Prosper on April 4, 2006 04:26 AM

On another topic...

Down goes DeLay! Down goes DeLay! Down goes DeLay!

Facing a felony conviction, more indictments from Abramoff dealings and a near certain defeat at the polls in November, Tommy has tucked his tail between his legs and skulked out of Congress. See ya! I guess the Republican Culture of Corruption has some consequences after all.

(Sorry for the off topic post, Denny. As soon as you post about DeLay resigning, I'll be sure to post there......as if you'd ever do that.)

Posted by: joe on April 4, 2006 07:22 AM

To get back on topic (Joe, you ignorant slut), we only have ourselves to blame for the illegal wet back problem. The people of this country want everything cheap, cheap cheap. Now we are paying the price for that cheapness. Think about how low prices are in this country on everyday staples of life, housing, etc. We've really got it made. Until the average citizen is prepared to pay $15-20$ for a dress shirt at WhiteTrash Mart (That's Wally world for those of you that didn't know), we are going to be importing these illegals to work cheaply. Problem will be easily solved if we just disintegrate the welfare system and make the sorry low lifes of our society work for a living instead of living off of my teat.

Posted by: Ray on April 4, 2006 08:03 AM

Ummmm....what part of Kalifornia ISN'T a third-world hell-hole?

Posted by: Rivrdog on April 4, 2006 11:26 AM

CharlieD..it's called Mexifornia..dontjaknow?

In my 40s, I lived part-time in MEX and rented a house for $600 a year. My plan was to retire there.

The people coming to the USA are the uneducated, unskilled Mexicans ... not the bankers, nurses, teachers, grocery store clerk or Average Jose. The immigrants are from the lowest class of Mexican society..many not to be trusted.

Illegal immigrants make up a large portion of the prison population. The inmate will be deported after serving his sentence...your tax dollars pay for his incarceration.

In Mexico, an American can't own property outright, up-to-date documents are mandatory at all times, Americans must cross over the border every six months to get documents stamped. An ex-pat can have dual citizenship after many years of residency, only after proof of income (or means of support) is established with the Mex govn't. The laws become less strict when an individual is in their mid-60s...the reason: a person of that age is not likely to seek employment. And, you better learn to speak Spanish to survive!

Seeing the demonstrations and the Mexican flag incites anger and hatred.... the Latino community is biting the hand that feeds them!

Posted by: vicki on April 4, 2006 12:17 PM

Joe - Ya notice when a Republican Congressman gets in trouble, he eventually resigns? Dimocrats stay on and fight like BJ Clinton. We even had a Congressman who accidentally killed someone and he resigned. We have Ted Swimmer Kennedy who not only didn't resign, but is now regarded as one of the senior statesmen of the Dimocrat Party. So don't throw Delay at me when your party honors a murderer, a former KKK Kleagel, and a sexual harrasser (by the definitions of the feminists). I'm leaving your idiotic, off topic comment up so my readers can see just how stupid it is. Unfortunately, it's not good enough to make asshole of the week. Try again.

Prosper - Unfortunately for you, you're wrong. Our legal Mexicans eventually assimilate. Many of the illegals do also. Plus, they're Catholics so they don't demand their own religious laws to take precedence over our secular laws. France, on the other hand, like many other EU countries, has Mooselimbs who refuse to assimilate and insist on their religious laws being superior to your secular laws. Given a choice between Mexicans and Mooselimbs, I'll take the Mexicans. I'd rather speak Spanish than Arabic.

Posted by: Denny on April 4, 2006 12:32 PM

And it keeps getting worse. The local schools are banning kids from wearing American Flag shirts, face paint, or anything resembling them being an American Patriot in fear that it might stir racial violence. Any kid displaying an American flag in school will be suspended until the school district fells it's "safe" for them to return. I say fuck that! This is NORTH America last I checked! If you have a problem seeing the American flag, get the FUCK out of my country!

"Seeing the demonstrations and the Mexican flag incites anger and hatred...."

And it keeps building, and building. How much longer are we going to put up with this PC BULLSHIT?!?!?!

Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 4, 2006 12:41 PM

I have a 6 year old daughter. I fear that when she's 10 or 12 years old, she will not know what it means to be patriotic or "proud to be an American". Our F'ing society has become so sensitive on how they think patriotism and pride are "evil" things. I would LOVE to ship these ass wipes to another country for oh say a week, and see how quick they are to "forbid" old glory from being proudly displayed then. Ray

Posted by: Ray on April 4, 2006 04:28 PM

Denny, i'm not sure you're the lucky one. Our immigrants are indeed very different from us. So they must assimilate, or there will be clashes. I prefer a clash than a latent consolidation...

Posted by: Prosper on April 4, 2006 05:12 PM

Well, Ray, thank God there are still people like you who are concerned with teaching our future generations about the greatness of this Country. The schools definately can't be counted on to do the job, so proud Americans must take it into their own hands. I'm guessing that you are one of them. The problem I see today is that too many people are having kids who shouldn't, and not enough people are having kids that should.

Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 4, 2006 05:22 PM

Prosper - When is the assimilation gonna start? When you run out of cars to burn? Your Mooselimbs do not want to assimilate. Most of our legal immigrants who want to stay here, and that includes Mexicans, do want to assimilate. Mooselimbs, on the other hand, don't. If we had as many Mooselimbs as you do in France, I would be worried. I worry for France.

Posted by: Denny on April 4, 2006 05:22 PM

Hilarious and poignant post.

When people ask me if I want to visit some country, I always make the point that I should speak a little of the native language and know a few customs before I go. It just seems the polite and responsible thing to do...and this is only for visiting for a couple of days.

America has people enter against federal law and demand to remain exactly as they are (language and culture) and that those who were born here or came legally should bend to their will. The chutzpah of it all is mind-boggling.

Everytime I call Sprint for service and hear 'Press 1 for English...' I want to throw my phone into a wall.

Posted by: addison on April 4, 2006 05:24 PM

It seems to me than Addison or Charlie worry about your own country...
There's no official text in arabic in France...

Posted by: Propser on April 4, 2006 05:28 PM

If things don't change in this country, I might begin to worry, but then again, probably not, because I know there are millions of proud Americans that are reaching their last straw with this politically correct bullshit. We aren't going to stand for it much longer. France, on the other hand, is past the point of no return. It's broken beyond repair.

Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 4, 2006 06:13 PM

Check this pdf file to explore how the Mexican government tolerates immigramnts: http://www.centerforsecuritypolicy.org/Mexicos_Glass_House.pdf

Posted by: Phobos on April 4, 2006 08:00 PM

Zee prosper, he is, howyousay, soon to be the toy-boy for Abdul and Mohamhead, joost lik Fwance vill. He vill bend ofer an spred zee cheekz so zat zee Mooselimz vill kill him last, ven zhey tire uf plooking him up hiz azz along wif ze rest uv hizz spinelezz countrymenz. Oar maybee he vill be zee slave tue his Mooslim mazters, joost like his mama and papa were tue zee Nazis? Yu tink prosper might hafe a little Cherman in him, ja? Non, I zink nauht, zinze he wood haff a little spine, but non, he izz joost anozzer poosy Fwench boy! Zut Alours!

Posted by: Brass Bald Bastard on April 4, 2006 08:12 PM

Gee, maybe we can keep allowing the Muslims in and of course the Mexicans. Just think of the Mexicans doing stoop labor and the Muslims converting them to their asshole religion. The only thing that the Mexicans gain is that they don't have to shift positions when the Muslims make them pray 5 times a day. Neither can lose. Us mostly white infidel capitalists of course will be on the sidelines laughing our ass off knowing that eventually they will all kill each other and then we can start all over. Is this just wishful thinking?

Posted by: gene Hall on April 4, 2006 08:26 PM

While we're getting a bunch of lower class mexicans immigrating to the US, don't forget we're getting a ton of educated, upper class Indians (as in hindus) and Asians. The whole IT department at my place of employ is Indian in ethnicity. Every generation has its immigration problems. It used to be the Irish, then the Italians, and now we have Mexicans/Cubans etc. The only way you can really STOP it is to do what you can to make their home (mexico) a decent place to live. You don't see any Japanese stowing away in boats right? Right. Cuz Japan is a decent place to live. Until Mexico gets its crap together, we're going to have this problem.

Posted by: Robin Palm on April 4, 2006 08:39 PM

Brilliantly simple. You'd think some asshat politician who opposes illegal immigration would have already done what you did. I can think of no clearer way to explain the problem, even to naive idiots like (what must be) the majority of our population who either don't see the Mexican invasion as a threat, or who are actively trying to see it as a blessing.

One little point though--driving without liability insurance would be nothing new for them, they do it in Mexico already. Have for years. One of the reasons no sane person should vacation there. Get hit, maimed, killed, it's your problem. Even if the driver flees the scene, the cops won't do shit to find them. Here? if YOU drove without insurance and hit some illegal fucker, he'd get your house as well as your money. But if he hits you? Somebody shrugs and says "What can you do?" and that's the end of it, unless he's drunk. Better hope he's drunk when he does it, then maybe you get to keep the house at least.

Posted by: Deb on April 5, 2006 01:37 AM

It IS the MooseLimbs and it IS the Socialists and it IS the Liberals & it IS the Bush-is-Hitler-ist's who choose to make this country out to be the "evil" country that is ISN'T!

If you want to ignore history, that's fine with me man, but don't push your silly shit on the rest of us!

Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 5, 2006 03:35 AM

Forget you Mexicans. You want to see a country that is really getting ripped of then come over the pond to the U.K. We have just about every Eurpopean crook and cheat landing here that wants an easy life. Benefits? they get the lot,money ,housing , jobs, they even get a bloody car so they "can go and look for work".Jamacian Yardies make life miserable for so many and now the Asian are getting to be a real pain in the arse.
All things considered its to late to turn the clock back-its all down hill with nothing to stop disaster.

Posted by: rob on April 5, 2006 08:00 AM

Robin said: Until Mexico gets its crap together, we're going to have this problem.

Not gonna happen.

Mexican govn't is corrupt. There are two kinds of people in Mexico..the rich and the poor.

One good example of Mexico's corrupt thinking:

Mexico deliberately keeps the price of liquor cheap so the underpaid, uneducated, unemployed men don't revolt against the govn't. I'm not making this up. Alcoholism is big problem in Mexico...where else can you take a drink 'to go' when you leave an establishment? Driving and drinking isn't against the law in Mexico.

Posted by: vicki on April 5, 2006 10:57 AM

I'm from Canada and it's going to hell in a handhasket here too LOL!

Just the other day our supreme court unanimously reversed an earlier decision by a lower court.... the case?..... a young Sikh lad (teenage punk)insists that he be allowed to carry his Kirpin (nice name for DAGGER) to school each day because YEP you guessed it "it's part of his religion!"

Meanwhile a caucasian kid at our local highschool was sent to detention because he took a FLY SWATTER to school!! WTF!?!?!?!?

I say we need to start a new religion where our god will forsake us if we don't carry UZI'S on our hips!

Posted by: Catalynn on April 5, 2006 08:32 PM

I like the way you think. Except, you really don't want an UZI. I would at least have an MP5 chambered in .45 ACP.

9mm is for the Euro-weenies.

Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 5, 2006 09:26 PM

hahahhahah CharlieDelta.... I admit i am not a gun expert! but I sure feel like buying one when i hear about Kirpins being religious objects that are a MUST for Sikh's when attending a public school!!

I will take your advice and ask for an MP5 chambered in .45 ACP (whatever dat is) :P

Posted by: Catalynn on April 5, 2006 09:44 PM

Forgive my ignorance. Are Canadians still allowed to own firearms? Serious question...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 5, 2006 10:25 PM

Well CharlieDelta from what I have been able to find out from the research I have done....this is what i would need to go through to get ANY type of gun.

Canadian Firearms Act
Since Dec. 1, 1998, the day Canada's Firearms Act of 1995 went into full effect, Canadian gun owners had until Jan. 1, 2001 to get a license. Licenses for "possession only" and for "possession and acquisition" are available. Buying a gun in Canada now requires a "possession and acquisition" license.

To own or buy rifles and shotguns, Canadians are required to take the Canadian Firearms Safety Course. Owning or buying handguns, requires completion of the Canadian Restricted Firearms Safety Course

Spousal Notification Required:
Under the new law, all Canadian citizens applying for a firearms license are required to have their present and past spouse or common-law partner sign the application. Refusal of the spouse, for any reason, to sign the application will trigger further investigation by law enforcement officers.

In addition, the Canadian government has set up a "spousal notification" toll-free information line (1-800-731-4000) through which spouses can report crimes or express concerns about a person's qualifications to posses firearms.

Handgun Ownership Restricted:
Canada, with a population of 31 million, limits possession of handguns to collectors, target shooters and those who can demonstrate a need of guns to protect their lives.

In addition to licensing all gun owners and buyers, the Canadian Firearms Act requires every gun in the Country to have a certificate of registration.

So in conclusion you have to have a license (exactly like a drivers license with photo) and in addition you must have a registration certificate for every gun in your possession. If a gun is loaned, its certificate must be loaned along with it. :)

Posted by: Catalynn on April 6, 2006 12:35 AM

Very interesting Catalynn. I find it funny (well, not funny) that the Canadian lawmakers "limits possession of handguns to collectors, target shooters and those who can demonstrate a need of guns to protect their lives."

I can demonstrate a need of a gun to protect my life just by opening up the newspaper on any given day.

Couldn't you just say that you happen to "collect" "target" pistols as a "need to protect you life"? You could kill 3 birds (or gun-fearing sissies) with one stone (or slug) with that one. :)

Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 6, 2006 01:41 AM

bwahahahhahah!!! CharlieDelta!!! good analogy!

I think my biggest roadblock would be the SPOUSAL CLAUSE..... there is no way that my EX would sign anything for me to get a gun..... he knows damn well that he would be the first target! LOLOL!!! guess I will have to settle for one of those fancy slingshots and learn to run real fast after I fire! *snicker* :P

Posted by: Catalynn on April 6, 2006 02:11 AM

To Canada..... What do you expect with having such screwed up laws, after all you were founded with british loyalists we chased out of the USA after the revolutionary war & are now populated with a unhealthy dose of the draft dodgers , peaceniks & fellow travelers who left the United States rather then to be good citizens. By the way, do you have any need for Hillary Clinton?

Posted by: Dudley1 on April 8, 2006 09:49 AM
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