Today's pun is from Jim.
We have just celebrated the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday. He was born March 14, 1879.
So I'm a month late. Do you realize how many puns I have in my mailbox?...GOC
Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal,
after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.
He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the
attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This, of course became known as
Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.
See ladies, even geniuses love boobage.
Posted by denny at April 10, 2006 12:00 AMAll boobs are relative to the situation at hand, no matter what it may be...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on April 10, 2006 12:49 AMFor every boobage there is an equal and opposite re-boobage.
Posted by: Alan on April 10, 2006 01:32 AMIn boobage, anything more than a cubic mouthful is a perfect waste. I think Einstein said that.
Waste me!
Posted by: Rivrdog on April 10, 2006 05:31 AMTwo boobs, or not two boobs? Hopefully that isn't in question. [Wait. I'm Confucing myself.]
Posted by: Mo on April 10, 2006 08:14 AM"Two boobs in hand is not worth one hand in bush"
Posted by: dudley1 on April 10, 2006 08:47 AMThat was very titilating.
Posted by: Vulgorilla on April 10, 2006 09:15 AMI'm thinking there was a problem in Einstein's nuclear family.
Posted by: BlogDog on April 10, 2006 09:35 AMBoobage is the same in all inertial frames.
Posted by: chris on April 11, 2006 05:37 PMJust to add the line
"became known as "
EINSTEIN"S Theory of RELATIVITY.