April 21, 2006

Just For Joe

Joe, the guy who is obsessed with my sex life (How sick is that?) keeps trying to make Asshole of the Week. Since he is a one trick pony (Or does he turn a trick with a pony?) he is ineligible. But, I do have a cartoon that fits Joe to a T.

Sherry. Don't look. It will piss you off.

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Like Tom Lehrer once said: "He majored in animal husbandry until they caught him at it".

Congratulations Joe. You get the Sheepfucker of the Year award. I guess it is a step up from blowup dolls.

Thanks to Catfish for the cartoon.

Posted by denny at April 21, 2006 05:08 PM  
Comments

The guy in that cartoon is me.

Joe - Jacks off excessively

Posted by: Joe on April 21, 2006 06:18 PM

Joe, Joe, Joe, how is it any of your business anything about our host's private life, thay is why it is called "private life." You are nothing but a miserable excuse for a waste of oxygen, and if I could, I would reach through the computer and slap you for the inappropriate ivasion of privacy!

Posted by: lucky on April 21, 2006 07:37 PM

Joe - he just fucked you.... LOL

Posted by: Frank G on April 21, 2006 07:38 PM

What is it like to have a woman? The closest I have come is with sheep.

Joe - Jacks off excessively

Posted by: Joe on April 21, 2006 07:54 PM

Oh Denny, that's just baaaaaaad.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on April 21, 2006 08:24 PM

Joe - Do you realize that everyone here is laughing at you? Do you realize that they know that even tho' I am a cripple I am more of a man than you'll ever be. You are really one sick fuck. Tell the truth. You're Rat Turd aren't you? God it must really suck to be such a fucking loser. Now go blow up your doll and get yourself off.

Posted by: Denny on April 21, 2006 08:29 PM

Denny, something tells me that an inflatable doll couldn't help Joe.

Posted by: lucky on April 21, 2006 08:52 PM

I'm not laughing at him... Joe is a despicable person and his comments are disgusting ... all his posts should be deleted.

People drop by to laugh, read or make comments
(whether totally stupid comments or brillant ones) that add to the interest of GOC, but Joe goes beyond what most of the readers consider acceptable.

...he isn't worthy of sheep fucking!

Posted by: vicki on April 21, 2006 08:57 PM

Joe has a lot of serious sexual frustration. His idea of group sex is three strokes with the right, three strokes with the left....

Posted by: Jeremy on April 21, 2006 09:42 PM

Just don't confuse me with that waste of skin. I have to disagree with you, though, Denny. I really have a sneaking suspicion that it's not Rat Turd, but could possibly be the Spokane Skank. Their writing styles are different. While RatTard likes to use homosexual references like they're going out of style, this one likes to question whether or not you get any action. Here's the real question: You gotten any poonanny lately there Joe? And rubbing one out to a D&D poster in mommy's basement don't count. I think the closest he's gotten to any ass in years is when his finger ripped through the toilet paper.

Posted by: JoeMomma on April 21, 2006 09:57 PM

Oh man, great cartoon. I laughed my ass off. Classic.

Posted by: scaryguy on April 21, 2006 10:35 PM

Y'know, it could be Jane. She did write that I wanted to get into her pants and I said that I'd tripped over better looking skanks than her looking for a place to masturbate. Maybe that's why he/she is so obsessed with my sex life. So maybe Joe/Jane is the one munching on the wool?

Posted by: Denny on April 21, 2006 11:45 PM

What if Joe is not into ewes? Perhaps giving it up to a ram is more his style?

Posted by: Deathknyte on April 22, 2006 09:14 AM

vicki - I realize I shouldn't make fun of Joe or bait him like I did with this post. He is a very sick individual. He will never achieve my success in life and it really irks him that a cripple like me is wealthy, has many friends, and is able to enjoy the good things in life like good wine and good food. He'll probably never get to go skiing, scuba diving, or solo in an airplane. I take life by the horns, while he takes his "girlfriend" by the horns. The only way he can build himself up is by calling me half a man and insulting my sexuality.

I don't delete comments. I give my readers a chance to bitchslap the troll and then I just edit the troll's comments. The smart ones get it and leave. The dumb ones like Joe hang around longer. It's not really kind of me to make fun of and humiliate losers like Joe but it's not that I don't warn them on my comment form that that is what I will do. I hate trolls.

We shouldn't laugh at him, but he brings it on himself. I've suggested many times that he get psychiatric help. His life must really suck. He is pathetic loser.

Posted by: Denny on April 22, 2006 12:13 PM

Joe isn't ready for a sheep yet. He's still practicing on chickens.

Posted by: Acidman on April 22, 2006 01:10 PM

...you guys can bait him and laugh at him... pukes like Joe stir up my "anger issues"....heh heh heh

Posted by: vicki on April 22, 2006 10:16 PM

Vicki, 'anger issues' indeed.
I got me a couple of them-pukes like Joe tend to set me off, but no longer. I'll go yoga, and sit in the tub, and dream of driving Denny's car...

Posted by: lisakay on April 25, 2006 08:40 AM

LisaKay...

I asked him where we could pick up the keys...he said, "I'm taking the car keys with me."

So what do you think about that?

Posted by: vicki on April 25, 2006 10:50 AM
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