WATER......
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo Poo. However,we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer
or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling,filtering and fermenting.
WATER = Poop
WINE = HEALTH
Free yourself of dookie, drink WINE!!!
It is better to drink wine and talk shit than drink water and be full of it.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information,
I am doing it as a public service. Have a nice day.
Posted by denny at May 13, 2006 12:55 PM
Well, I suspect that your 1 liter of water daily, or 365 liters a year, would have to look awfully brown to carry 2.2 pounds of E. Coli. Even Mexican tapwater would be hard-pressed to have that much E. Coli... And we all know about Montezuma's Revenge.
Still, drinking wine instead of tap water makes a lot of sense to me!
Posted by: Glen Frederiksen on May 13, 2006 01:26 PMDude - It is a joke.
Posted by: Denny on May 13, 2006 03:12 PMWell I am having a wine party tonight and rid myself of dookie.
Cheers
Posted by: scaryguy on May 13, 2006 04:50 PMMy grandpa drank port wine...he said, "water rusts my pipes!"
Posted by: vicki on May 14, 2006 11:09 AMWorks for me! That's why I've got a little plaque hanging in my kitchen: "Life is short... drink good wine." Plus a fridge magnet with "Wine much..laugh often"
Canya tell I like wine?
Two Wine frigde magnets at my house: Forgive me for I have Zinned, and, I like to cook with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food. :)
Thank You Denny for the PSA!