Women don't wear dresses anymore so what in hell is a poor man like that do?
Although he is one sick puppy!

Stupid broad. She didn't kick his teeth down his throat?

Sheesh. What a disgrace to our 'sex'.

Probably just a dimocratic candidate for congress practicing his bootlicking technique.

Come to think about it, maybe that was Dick Morse. He was into that kind of thing wasn't he?

FYI, I'm not the Rob... :)

Although I did have a g/f once who loved having her toes sucked and insisted I sucked them while we were having sex. But I'm not now and have NEVER been Indian and/or Hispanic, and anyway, hiding under a car would get my clothes oily, and if you knew me, you'd know I never get up oily...

That is not appealing. Not in the least.

OK Rob, how could you lick her feet while you were having sex? What kind of sex would get you in a position to do that?

Alan:
"OK Rob, how could you lick her feet while you were having sex?"

If you have to ask that question dude, may I suggest....

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index1.php

You might need one of these if you can't figure that one out.

Alan, Alan, Alan...What is it with kids these days??? Ever been with a babe, on top of her, with her legs on your shoulders? Oh sorry, I have!!! It's amazing what you can do if either one of you puts their mind to it!!! Like I said she insisted, and as I learned in the Navy when given an order, "Mine is not question why, but to do or die..."

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

CharlieD- After spending about 30 seconds perusing that website, I decided I don't want to go there, you sick bastard!!! :)
But hey, to each their own! J/K!

lisakay- You only say "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!" Because you've never enjoyed it. Or was it CharlieD's website?

And Vicki accused me of being a perv!!!!!!!!!

Eww- Toe sucking. No, I didn't like it, it's all squishey like and toes smell. That's all. Eww.

Rob-
Yes, I am a sick bastard, guilty as charged, but I was only trying to let Alan know that if he couldn't figure out how one might suck toes while doing the horizontal dance, then he might need to invest in one of those units, cause he obviously hasn't experienced one of the finer things in life.....tang.

Stupid broad. She didn't kick his teeth down his throat?

Sheesh. What a disgrace to our 'sex'.

My thoughts exactly. They'd be able to identify the guy, because I would have kicked him in the face hard enough to break his nose and crack a few teeth before the sick bastard could have crawled out from under my car.

Pointed her finger at him...what an idiot.

gene-
You say perv like it's a bad thing...

Charlie, it depends on who is defining what a pervert is. Now Vicki may consider you a perv and me for sure. But then again it depends where you have grown up or how many cultures you have been around. In WVa some guys go to family reunions to pick up dates but just because I was born there doesn't make me like that. Maybe a second cousin or another distant relative but then thats just me.
So I guess that people think differently about things. I bet Vicki thinks safe sex is a padded headboard. In a way it is I guess but you get the drift. But I've never sucked a toe as I recall because I was usually doing a number of things that I cannot discuss here or Vicki would again call me a pervert. Like putting a penis on a sundae.

Too much information, Gene!

I'd just like to add my 2 cents worth.I've been attracted to women's feet for quite some time now (ever since I've been 5 yrs old!)I would not be so bold as to lie under a woman's car,waiting for the chance to maybe lick her feet.Sounds to me that this man was wanting to be caught,so everyone will know he's a toe sucker.Part of a foot fetish is the possibility of being caught,the humiliation factor is strong.Being seen sucking toes,getting caught by female cops,wondering if they are thinking of having their toes sucked.For instance,I don't mind if women know I love to kiss,lick,smell,and suck on women's feet.But I would feel very uncomfortable with men knowing.My favourite is to be on the floor in front of a group of women,and being told to smell,kiss,and lick their feet,and suck their toes.My face would be covered in feet,as would my mouth be stuffed with toes,as they carry on a leisurely conversation,Ignoring the footslave under them.(Again,humiliation factor,great turnon!)Lisakay,if you had your feet licked and toes sucked by someone who knows what they're doing,you would not be going EEwwwwwwwww.A good footman,such as myself would never leave saliva on your toes (should be wiped dry,and foot cream applied liberally)and remember,you don't have to smell toes,that's the footguy's job.And while I can't speak for all the footmen out there,I know myself I enjoy feet with a natural smell to them,(after work,before a shower)But,I also enjoy clean feet as well.I think It's another way of telling a woman "you are special,and I would love to worship your lovely body,head to toe literally" Any comments will be read.thankyou,KellyO

KellyO reminds me of ME!

KellyO, you got two thumbs? Hit the space-bar once in awhile k?

I think KellyO is really Bill Clinton, If he had said soaked in scotch, maybe even Ted Kennedy......I`ll stick with Clinton, He fit`s the profile to a tee.

Lisakay; very sorry I just wanted to make sure I had enough room to say what I wanted to. It would have been a drag if I was in the middle of a sentence, then got cut off because of no more space, Thank you for responding! KellyO

Dudley1; I regard the Clinton comparison to be right on, However, Ted Kennedy??? I hate that bastard right along with the rest of the clan. How someone could get off scott free,going home to bed while a young woman fights for hours in a partially submerged car for her life. is way beyond me. They were all slime balls,right from the old man on down! The exeption being the poor sister who was forced to undergo a lobottomy, and the mother of the clan,long suffering woman.I thank everyone for their comments. Right now I have to go,I'm expecting a young lady to stop by before she proceeds home. She is requesting that I kiss,smell, lick, rub, and generally worship her feet after a long, hard day.She then wants to use my whirlpool tub for awhile. After which I'll apply quality foot lotion and rub it in gently,but firmly and touch up her pedicure. Thank for reading my comments. Are you ready, Lisakay?