Denny,

Me thinks the SNATCH done snatched your brain.

You posted the same (similar) joke 4 postings ago.

You must have something for hot snatch. Either that or fantacies of Dad doing Mom and raving about it to the kids.

Willie - I know I did. That is why I titled this post The Family Circus Version.

Sacrilege! funny, but sacrilege! That was the first cartoon strip I started reading when I was a youngster!:)

That's the first Family Circus cartoon I've actually enjoyed. (I'm more of a The Far Side and/or sex-humor girl.)

Last summer I was eating lunch with several other people at a camp we all worked/volunteered at. An "older" gentleman, Ed, and I enjoyed flirting back and forth. We watched a young teenage boy try to eat a "corner" piece of watermelon- the one that's all rind. Ed says, "I wonder how that kid is going to eat that." I whisper back, "He'll use his tongue." Ed replies, "Ooh, he'll be a lady pleaser."

I think I turned redder than red.

You know how you figure out your porn-star name? Take your first pet's name and your middle name.

I have yet to find anyone who beats mine:

PUSSY BURNS.

nuh-uh AnnaD, yer middle name isn't really burns!?

I liked the Fam Circus when they had the foot prints to follow and when Mom got her short haircut.

My legal names is Anna Burns Dechene. Burns was my great-grandparents last name.

Geez, I guess I'm "Buffy Dawn"...that does sound kind of pornstarish...

Trivia: the mother in the Family Circus (which I can't stand) is called "Mommy."

And my porn name (by that method) is "Pussywillow Philip." Holy crap, my wife's right: I am gay!

Unless you're an only child, your Dad is a motherfucker.