Long time reader and commenter, Prosper, commented recently: Excellent! This WMD joke is gonna last forever...
Prosper, it won't last as long as French jokes. Here's another from my friend, Pres.
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.
During one battle, the French captured an English major.
Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to
question him.
The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red
coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the
reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot,
the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why from that day to this, all French Army officers wear
brown pants....
;-)
Posted by: Prosper on June 12, 2006 10:56 AMHeh heh heh...
Posted by: Lisa W on June 12, 2006 11:18 AM..love it...
Posted by: vicki on June 12, 2006 03:26 PMI believe it's the french that teach their kids how to put on their underwear by following one simple rule:
Yellow in front, brown in back.
Posted by: CharlieDelta on June 12, 2006 03:35 PMActually, (True Story) I was at the Army vs Air Force football game last year at the AF Academy. Army won for the first time in 28 years. There were these two guys walking around in uniforms that I hadn't seen before, as it was all blue except the service hat was white. It turns out that they were French Air Force cadets. I had to smile. It's amazing how they worked the surrender flag into the uniform. Hehehehehehe
Cheers
Posted by: scaryguy on June 14, 2006 08:32 PMI just got me a new truck with reality radio,
The first time I left the show room , could not get it to play...... when I went back they showed me how it worked
It was quite simple, just state what you want to hear & it plays. I said "Nelson" the radio asked Eddy, willie or Ricky? I said Willie, sure enough " On the road again began to play"
IfI want mood music say Beethovan " Beautiful music cascades out of the 8 speakers,Rolling Stones out comes "Street fighting man" What ever you want.
This morning some car load of assholes ran a stop sign & almost put me in a ditch, I said Assholes & the French national Anthem blared out of the speakers sung by Barbra Streisand & Michael Moore backed up by the Rev`n Jackson
show band......Jackson on the flute, Kerry(who served in vietnam) on the Kazoo,Sharpton on the harp & Al franken on the trombone. I traded the car in.