A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her
gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning
and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet
and when I looked down,
the water was full of pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl."
"Uh-huh"
"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning
there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with
me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
"There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."
"You're simply going through the change."
Posted by denny at June 26, 2006 12:00 AMThat's a classic! I haven't heard it in years. From what I hear, most women would prefer to piss change than go through hot flashes!!!
Posted by: Lisa W. on June 26, 2006 07:29 AM...cute...and Lisa, you're right!
Posted by: vicki on June 26, 2006 10:45 PMHey, I love that "troll comment" thing. I had to threaten to post some cop basher's IP addy on my hottcops blogspot.
Here from Mushy's page. I loved this joke, btw.
Posted by: Goddess on June 29, 2006 03:29 PM