home of: idiots out wandering around.

Denny, you used the same pic for 3 and 4.

For people who want to see the right one, here's the URL until Denny fixes it: http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/quarters3.jpg

It's fixed.

I live here for the job, but damn I hate this state. The only two good things coming out of Kansas are I-35 and I-70!

When you hit Kansas comming out of Denver you see a sign that says "Welcome to Kansas. Highest Point in Kansas" That says a lot. When the higest point in your state is the line between you and your neighboring state. Man it is all down hill from there.

White Flat and easy to enter: not the 7 Elevens, you gotta have big balls or be stoopid to wander in. I went through this town in an ice storm to adopt my dumb doggie. Made it back through Iowa to the tundra, all the Iowa snow plows were in the ditch. Thankfully the dog still has a cape flowing out of her butt. Super Grape Hound!

I've been living in Kansas since 1978. Saw a sign that said it, Knasas, like a time machine, you've just entered 1868.

But really it isn't bad, better than Illinois, we can shoot burglars and soon we'll be carrying legally.

Our taxes aren't too high, the weather isn't always the same, sometimes it is 25 below zero and some days it is 110 in the shade.

Kansas has a lot of Mexican workers who don't speak English but who can get the money to buy a nice new pickup truck and fly the Mexican flag. Kansas is more of a terra cotta brown.

Paris Hilton, tell the truth, you'd do her too, if you had the chance.

Jim - Eeeeewwwww! I wouldn't fuck Paris Hilton with your dick. She does not turn me on one bit and probably has herpes.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Denny, that's the funniest thing you've written in a long time.