One of the pleasures of living in the South is encountering fire ants. I was getting ready to start some weeding on the Great Berm Of Dunwoody yesterday and managed to put my legs on top of a fire ant colony. Bad news. I have bites all over both legs. Good news. Almost all of them are in areas where I have no sensation. I got all these little bumps and they don't hurt at all.
Got off the berm quick and brushed all the little bastards off of me. Then, I introduced them to Mr. Andro. Goodbye fire ants! Die, you little bastards! Die!
Dontcha wish there was some type of Andro we could use on Moo-slimes? With Andro, the worker ants take it to the queen and she dies along with the rest of them. How cool would that be if we could get brainless Moo-slimes to take Andro to the Ayatollahs and the Mullahs?
Posted by denny at July 25, 2006 03:44 PMSince they're Fire Ants, I think I would have introduced them to my asphalt-melting torch. If you listen carefully, you can hear each and every one exploding with a little pop.
Then spread the Andro over the charred mess.
We need our chlordane back!
Posted by: Rivrdog on July 25, 2006 06:49 PMPETA will be paying you a visit, Denny...Please use the Andro on them also.
Posted by: Rob Cooper on July 25, 2006 08:59 PMAndro for Moose-slimes? How about introducing a colony of good old fashioned Arkansas razorbacks into the area?
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on July 25, 2006 09:00 PMNapalm=Andro for muslimes. Trying to stick with the "fire ant" theme, dontcha know...
Posted by: marcel on July 25, 2006 11:38 PMI love the smell of napalm/burning Moo-slime flesh in the morning!!!
And as Colonel George S. Patton III [son of Gen. Patton] once said: "I do like to see the arms and legs fly."
Posted by: Jim on July 26, 2006 01:05 AMI was working with styrofoam last weekend insulating my patio roof deck. My son came by, looked at the styrofaom and made the comment that you use styrofoam to make napalm.
He claims that you drop the stryrofoam into gasoline until it becomes saturated and won't accept any more. At that point you have a gel. That is the napalm.
Does anyone know if this is accurate?
Posted by: Willie on July 26, 2006 02:06 PMWillie, I'd have to ask my son.
Posted by: lisakay on July 27, 2006 08:13 AMI used to a bit of a hooligan with ants. I would like ant hives together in the yard with a 5-gallon container of gasoline, light one, and watch it spread to the others. Needless to say, me mum was not pleased with the scorched earth policy.
Posted by: addison on July 28, 2006 02:12 PMAddison - Sounds like a good action to use on terrorists.
Posted by: Denny on July 28, 2006 04:46 PM