Passport

Holy crap! I done got me two new French trolls. I got Jopo, who I think is gonna make AOTW, and I got Rojer who posted this gem of a comment.

dudes ! Thanks sooo much!

Dude! You're welcome so much!

I will bookmark this blog and forward it to my french fellows. Some "frogs" still resist the spreading anti american feeling. This will help big time.

Yep! Cowardly pussies who have had to have been saved by their betters not once, but twice, in the 20th Century, probably do have a tendency to hate people with bigger balls.

I can't believe I found this jewel!

It would be hard to miss. Google "French Bashing" and I'm number 5. You would have to be an idiot to miss it.

I have some american friends who have some trouble showing their passport in a public place. Some even mimic a british accent to get rid of blushing when spoken to. Let me lead them here, so they can give up their citizenship no regret.

Dude, let me tell you, your American friends are assholes. I'm ashamed that they are ashamed to be Americans. Real Americans would proudly show their passports. Maybe they're ashamed to be your friends. Yeah. Like they're gonna give up their American citizenship. There is about as much a chance of that as you picking up a gun and fighting, you French pussy!

Speaking of showing passports, here is a story that Melissa put in the comments and has been sent to me by many readers.

At a French airport...

A group of American retired teachers recently
went to France on a tour. Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, was part of the tour group.

At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on.

"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.

Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France
previously.

"Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."

The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible!" barked the officer. "Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France."

The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained.

"Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in '44 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."

So true....n'est-ce pas?

By the way, dickhead, you better practice your Arabic. You're gonna need it when you surrender to the Moo-slimes. By the way, Do you speak German? No? You're welcome.

Now go take a bath, Froggy, you're smelling up my site.

Posted by denny at July 26, 2006 10:38 PM  Category: French Bashing