Hey Rojer...How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Answer - Nobody knows, It's never been tried.

Typical Frogs can't afford a computer can they, much less know how to use one?

Hey Rojer, do you know why there are so many tree-lined streets in Paris? So the Germans can march in the shade.

Now that is funny...

Maybe they could not find time in there 35hr work week to get online!

Give those Frogs hell Denny. I love what Patton said about those Surrender Monkeys...

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."

The French moron's are probably standing in line waiting for access to the Library's computer. It could be the Library is closed for one of there "paid holidays".

Does ANYONE not hate the French?

do you know why there are so many tree-lined streets in Paris? So the Germans can march in the shade.

..my favorite saying about the French

Didn't the moose-limbs burn all the libraries down while the frogs ran away with their tails between their legs (again)?

As much as I love a good Frog-bashing, let's give the cowards a little credit for what they do well and is of some use or benefit:

* They make some excellent wines.
* They make some fabulous cheeses.
* They make some wonderful food.

Other than that...

Not anymore there aren't. The French had a problem with drunk drivers ramming straight into those beautiful plane trees they used to plant alongside the roads... so instead of doing something about the drunken assholes, the French government decided to have the trees cut down.

It's important to know what your priorities are.

What do you expect from the frogs when their best armed force, the French Foriegn Legion, is comprised of members from other countries? The French can't fight right and never could. Even that little short guy, always scratchin' himself, blew it!

Here's a "little" somethin' for you all... His brother, Joseph, I believe was his name, LIVED IN NEW JERSEY!!!! Ran all the way here while his bro. got canned from the throne.
Bet you didn't know that!

I am in love with the "tree lined streets" joke. OMG! That's A No. 1!

Laters,
Rick

I agree with Squidley. There's nothing like a loaf of French bread, a chunk of good cheese and a bottle of wine. I was their for a tour of two years and my oldest daughter was born there. Other than that they suck!

Squid...California makes excellent wine. Amazing cheeses and has far better food!

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." Norman Schwartzkopf

"War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II." Anonymous

French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney (AP), Paris, March 5, 2003 The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.

The British army used to dress their soldiers in red tunics to conceal the blood should they be wounded. The French dress their soldiers in brown pants for a similar reason.

"It could be the Library is closed for one of there "paid holidays"."

Library? Why would the French need a library to house three coloring books? ... and they've already been colored in anyway!

Squidley - They also make good sailboats. They can't seem to win their on bicycle race can they? And right on schedule, Landis is accused of blood doping.

Denny

I think the rojer and jopo make up the entire French Army. We are under attack and I'm so scared.

Cheers

Hey Denny

I read on Fark.com that the same frogers that sponsor the Tour de France also run a French newspaper. Nothing quite like a little manufactured scandal. First the World Cup, then this. I almost feel sorry for them, almost.

Cheers

vicki,

The best Californian wine I've ever had is Two-buck Chuck: the finest $2 bottle of wine money can buy! Oregon actually produces better Pinot Noir than Frogland, because the climate suits the grape better. There are many fine cheeses to be had outside of Frogland; I was just pointing out that it's one of the few things they do well.

When I moved to the People's Republic of Mexifornia, I expected to be able to get good Mexican food. I actually had better where I lived in Asia!

Denny,

Didn't know about the sailboats, but I do remember learning to sail in a teeny Sabot. Managed to get the mast stuck in the mud when I capsized one, too :-)

You're assuming Rojer has friends.

"Hey Rojer, do you know why there are so many tree-lined streets in Paris? So the Germans can march in the shade."

But the frogs are cutting those trees down. Why? So the Arabs can march in the sun.

Squid wrote "Oregon actually produces better Pinot Noir than Frogland, because the climate suits the grape better."

Really ? and what do you do with it ?

We, we do that

There's no competition here : you produce grape, we produce wine...

What on earth are you talking about, Prosper? We don't just grow the grapes, we make the wine, too.

As long as you're quoting Wikipedia, Oregon "is known today as one of the world's best pinot noir producing regions." As early as 1979, Oregon Pinot Noirs were kicking the snot out of Froggy ones in international competitions, including the so-called "wine Olympics" in Gay Pah-ree (Paris to you).

Should i ring a bell with my sarcastic comments ?
Maybe you should use one too with your homophobic ones...

for the record, what oregon's wine could compete with a romanée-conti ?

Sad to say Prosper, that when the Moo-slimes take over France your wine industry will die. No more Rhones. No more Bordeaux. No more Burgundy. Sad. Really sad. Fortunately, I'm buying six cases of 2005 Bordeaux that I can start drinking in 10 years. I fear by 2020 France will be over 25% Moo-slime and will be on the verge of surrender. I feel for your children, my friend. I honestly do.

Prosper, I guess you didn't get the memo about sarcasm not working well on-line.

What are you on? I can't remember the last time I even mentioned homosexuals here at GOC. Or is this more "sarcasm"?

I already said you Froggies make some excellent wines. I even praised your cheese and cuisine. What more do you want? (start sarcasm) Shall I fly over and give you your weekly Romanée-Conti high colonic? (end sarcasm)

I'm laughing. For some reason this pie chart and his threat just really struck me as frickin' funny.

Squigley wrote "The best Californian wine I've ever had is Two-buck Chuck: the finest $2 bottle of wine money can buy" Trader Joe special, I'veheard of this and I wish they had a Trader Joe's in Colorado, but they don't, at least not yet anyway. Me and my wife will have to make a road trip to New Mexico for the closest TJ’s.

Cheers

I second the motion on the French wine and food. Don't get a big head, Prosper, but at least of the barrels that our US wine is stored in is French oak, and yes I enjoy a French wine as well as the American ones. Other countries are starting to come along in their vineyards as well. There are plenty of us world wide wine drinkers to share the grape wealth. Maybe the Moos Slines should drink a little wine and melon the hell out.

scaryguy - Actually much of the wine in America is fermented in American oak and the barrels are made in Lebanon Missouri.

Yeah Denny, I heard that it was about 50-50 French and American. However, I've also heard that most if not all the Cork-Soaking is done by the French. Or was it something else? ;-)

Cheers