July 28, 2006

Smile Everyone

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On the left is my aunt, no, maybe it's my sister, or maybe it's my mother....

And can't you just see one turn to the other and say, "Does this bomb belt make me look fat?"

From Paul.

Posted by denny at July 28, 2006 12:34 PM  
Comments

That's awesome.

Posted by: Erik on July 28, 2006 01:25 PM

I assume he would have to label the photograph as soon as it came out, lest he forget who was where--or even who was there at all. "Here is my daughter whom I can tell because I cut off one of her fingers for back-talking me when she was eleven, so she I can always identify."

And is that woman second from the left wearing sneakers? What a temptress she is.

Posted by: addison on July 28, 2006 02:19 PM

You know, I'd hate to think of how long a strip show in Damascus would take to watch. As near as I can tell, it would either be as long as it takes her to roll up her sleeves, or weeks as she clambers out of that Coleman lingerie.

I've got a postcard on the shelf that my old roommate sent me from UAE while he was on a Gulf tour; a pair of eyes. That's it, just eyes. Wait, no....you can see (I ssume it's) her eyebrows. Talk about the polar opposite of Amsterdam's red light postcards.

Posted by: Duncan on July 28, 2006 02:24 PM

Come on, people! It's only for their driver's license! What a bunch of Islamophobes you are.

Posted by: Blake on July 28, 2006 03:49 PM

Just looking at that picture of "normal" muslims shows me why islam is such a fucked-up religion/cult, and why there's no hope of those people ever joining 21st century humanity and assimilating into any modern society.

Posted by: Rob Cooper on July 28, 2006 04:40 PM

That being said, the one in the middle is HOT!!! Well wait, being dressed like that, they're all probably hot...

Posted by: Rob Cooper on July 28, 2006 04:43 PM

you guys are a barrell of laughs!! love the comments and LOVE this place... it just blows my mind a culture like that...
are we blessed or what?

Posted by: friend2b on July 28, 2006 05:05 PM

How is it that a cult stuck in the 7th Century still enforces century-old beliefs/traditions, but uses digital cameras, cell phones, the internet, etc.? I find it quite hypocritical.

Rob, HOT? Maybe if you're into fat chicks...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 28, 2006 06:05 PM

Well you would never have to worry about bad hair days.

Trying to pick out an outfit to wear..you would really save some time on that one.

Dang! This black one or that black one?
Decisions...decisions!

Honey, does this black one make my butt look big?

Posted by: Melissa on July 28, 2006 07:10 PM

Look closely, that's two men and three women!

Posted by: Jim Macklin on July 28, 2006 07:22 PM

Is this the Muslim boobage of the day?

Posted by: Blake on July 28, 2006 07:25 PM

Couldn't help but notice the one holding the purse on her left arm, which my eye naturally followed to her left hand...((shudder)) Maybe she's hiding a roll of Charmin in the purse. What's the per capita on hand soap sales volume in that part of the world?

Posted by: Tony K on July 28, 2006 07:37 PM

...Do they have signs in employee restrooms that say "WASH your HAND before returning to work"?
...or do disgruntled restaurant workers handle customers food with their left hand?

Posted by: Tony K on July 28, 2006 07:51 PM

What the hell is this? The middle-eastern version of the KKK?

Posted by: Assrot on July 28, 2006 08:06 PM

Quit that glum face willya Diane - now once again, everybody smile n say Cheeseburger

Posted by: Barney on July 28, 2006 08:36 PM

CharlieDelta, Look at how the normal people around them are dressed, other than the moo-slime photographer...I meant hot as in sweating!!! It was a joke! :)

Posted by: Rob Cooper on July 28, 2006 08:49 PM

RC, I know man, I was just trying to be funny. Guess I need to work on my act! :-p

Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 28, 2006 09:06 PM

CD, the ones in positions of power just want to oppress others, so anything that isn't explicity forbidden by their totalitarian death cult--especially if it can be used for oppression--is A-OK. Think about it: for example, they can use digital cameras to take a picture of a woman who dares to expose a wisp of hair, then post it on-line, so she can be identified and stoned to death.

Of course, if they accidentally murder the wrong woman, what Moslem would care? As far as they're concerned, it was only a woman--we all know how much Islam respects the fairer sex.

Posted by: Squidley on July 28, 2006 09:14 PM

Melissa... I, also, thought was how easy the wardrobe issues are for these woman...

Posted by: vicki on July 28, 2006 10:29 PM

The one in sneakers is a temptress! She is showing a little T&A, TOES & ANKLES!

Posted by: Lucky on July 28, 2006 10:54 PM

I've seen it speculated and opined that the thing that moooslums fear most from the west --the number one thing that drives them to resist western influence-- is that they (the men) will lose control over their women. And if you think about it, it makes total sense. Their entire concept of manhood is wrapped up in their ability to keep their women totally oppressed and under their thumbs

Posted by: Zeb Quinn on July 28, 2006 11:35 PM

Is the dude with the camera wearing his 3 day shiters?

Cheers

Posted by: scaryguy on July 28, 2006 11:46 PM

Too Funny Vicki!

All this summer heat and humidity in Georgia, first thing I thought was damn that must not breathe well....then I thought humidity+hair=baseball cap.

Their's is built in.

I think marriage might be arranged in most Arab countries, but getting ready for a date....no huge pile of discarded outfits on the floor before leaving the house!

I guess mostly women would think of this.

Very funny Vicki.

Posted by: Melissa on July 29, 2006 02:42 AM

That's hilarious. I've wondered why a lot of those women defend wearing all that shit and I think I've figured out why: their asshole impotent husbands are spending so much time kissing "Allah's" ass that they don't have time to pleasure their wives, so the women all walk around with vibrators inserted 24/7 underneath their clothes and the men make them cover their faces so nobody can see them smiling all the time.

Posted by: Lisa W. on July 29, 2006 09:09 AM

Lisa W.-
Your are one to recon with....

MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

If you only know.....

Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 30, 2006 01:41 AM

It must be somethin.......

.....it's all goodddddddddddd mother-f*cker!!!!!
C'mon guyeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

C'mon guyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....


Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 30, 2006 01:47 AM

Denny, unlike DanS, when I'm ON my meds I tend to randomly type, and the next day wonder what state of mind I was in when I was typing. My apologies...

I don't know WTF level I was in...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on August 3, 2006 11:12 PM
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