July 28, 2006

AOTW 7-28-2006

Since I seem to have attracted some French Trolls, it is only fair to make one of them the Asshole of the Week.

I have selected Jopo. Bask in the brilliance of this comment.

"Then they could teach Hezbollah how to surrender properly."

Like in Korea or vietnam? pearl harbor? panama? or the twins towers, or better in iraq?


US history is so short, but 65% of lost war and surrendering, or worst being saved by the french! with so who's surrendering?

Huh? WTF?

That makes almost no sense whatsoever. Korea? Tie. Viet Nam? Unlike the French, we didn't lose on the battlefield. We lost because of the Dimocrat Party and traitors like Jane Fonda. But, I'll call it a loss.

Pearl Harbor a surrender? Listen Jopo the Mofo, after Pearl Harbor we kicked both Japanese butt and German butt. While you French surrendered, we kicked ass. We won WWII just like we won WWI. You're welcome dickhead!

Panama? WTF is he talking about? We didn't fight a war in Panama. I think Jopo must be smoking sumpin' from Panama. Maybe some good Panama Red.

The "twins towers"? A surrender? And just what did we do after the "twins towers"? We overthrew two terrorist supporting gummints. In our entire history, we have only lost one war, and that was Viet Nam. How many times has France been conquered?

I wouldn't say we were saved by the French in the Revolutionary War. You helped us and we repaid the favor in WWI. We saved your asses again in WWII. Then we gave you money to rebuild your country. Then we protected you (with very little assistance) during the Cold War, which we won, by the way. For that, you hate us. It must suck that our young country is richer and stronger than France will ever be.

Then, he showed what his real feelings are.

uhmmm you smell like a jews zionist that cheat your real identity as AMERICAN! as most of your israely americano neo cons judens raus gov!

when americans are leaded by JUDENS , they forget where they are from!

did you plan to makes Torah reading at US national TV chanels, to convert them to JEOVA? lol

JUDEN RAUSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I guess this must be Jopo's idea of what Paris should really be like. Maybe he's pissed that we threw the Germans out of France.

Here ya go, Jopo. Here's your award. I'm gonna have to learn how to say booger eatin' moh-ron in French.

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Posted by denny at July 28, 2006 09:13 PM  Category: French Bashing
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I still haven't forgiven them for not letting us fly over France when we went after Cadaffy. It took us a little longer to get there, but we scared his ass out of the world spotlight!

Posted by: Mushy on July 28, 2006 10:49 PM

I remember getting a smokin' deal on a milsurp french army rifle. Never been fired, and only dropped once.

Posted by: Sick o' frogs on July 28, 2006 11:14 PM

Denny, I think what you got here is one of them rag-headed, camel-fornicating pedophiles. He may be French but, I'll bet he praises Mohammed (piss be upon him) by day, and makes bombs by night.

Posted by: Ol' Lurker on July 28, 2006 11:22 PM

I'm new here, but you asswipes forget that the French gave us the Statue of Liberty! Have you no shame!

Posted by: Blake on July 28, 2006 11:45 PM

Another French immigrant on a verbal rampage?

Posted by: vicki on July 28, 2006 11:58 PM

Blake - And we gave them freedom from Hitler.

Posted by: Denny on July 29, 2006 12:12 AM

Well chosen Denny. The French lost in Vietnam long before we did, they wanted their colony back but didn't invest enough, the United States funded, provided aid, war material and support from 1945 to 1954 when the French got their asses handed to them, then we stepped into the void and never lost a battle. We lost the Vietnam war, only after being abandoned by President Johnson, the Democrats, the far left and the press. I like the photo of the Eiffel Tower, Jopo probably can't wait until it's torn down and a mosque is built in its place.

Posted by: Jack on July 29, 2006 12:21 AM

Blake they can have the rusty thing back....Jack Your 100% right

Posted by: Mike Thees on July 29, 2006 07:27 AM

Blake, yeah, we did accept lady liberty from the French. We had to shave her armpit before we put her up... *yawns*

Posted by: lisakay on July 29, 2006 08:46 AM

Denny: L'idiot qui mange le booger (that's for ONE booger eating moron) and Les idiots qui mangent les boogers (for more than one). I knew those French courses would come in handy!!!

Posted by: Lisa W. on July 29, 2006 09:13 AM

I believe the book you might check out is "Our Oldest Enemy" for more of the lowdown on the French 'assistance' over time.

I'll also point out that France helped us(as much as they did) for the same reason they helped the Scots- to cause England problems. Difference is, they didn't manage to see us screwed over by the English like the Scots were.

Posted by: Firehand on July 29, 2006 11:32 AM

Sorry, people, I guess being new here sort of hid my sarcasm. Hope I can be forgiven.

Posted by: Blake on July 29, 2006 12:30 PM

Vicki wrote "Another French immigrant on a verbal rampage?" Well I feel sorry for jopo. No, I really do! Ya see, I know what his problem is. He was getting a drink of water and the toilet seat hit him in the head.... Thank you-Thank you. I'll be here all week. ;-)

Thanks

Posted by: scaryguy on July 29, 2006 06:08 PM

"Sorry, people, I guess being new here sort of hid my sarcasm. Hope I can be forgiven."

Hey Blake, whe you start off your sentence calling us "asswipes", you should expect to be shit upon.

Just because the faggoty french 'graced' us with the Statue of Liberty doesn't mean they have a Royal Flush. They are known for folding at every corner...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 29, 2006 07:37 PM

CD, I've learned my lesson. I'll only use the word "asswipe" when I'm being serious. Btw, I think you're an asshole. ;)

Posted by: Blake on July 29, 2006 08:14 PM

Denny- IIRC, we didn't "lose" in Vietnam, we signed a cease fire, under the terms of which the North Vietnamese agreed to stay in their own country. That we didn't go back when they re-invaded the South is something of which we should be ashamed, but at the time the US left we had achieved a concession from Ho's side that should have been seen as a victory.
Thanks to Cronkites's bitchin' & moanin' the folks here at home got a completely distorted view of the goings on. Read about the Tet Offensive and how it was really a major victory over the NVA and VC. The North actually said that their only hope was for Hanoi Jane & Co. to win the war for them in this country. Thank you, John Kerry, you lousy SOB.

Rob J (Alpha Co, 4/47th. 9th Inf. Div., RVN '68)

Posted by: Inbred Redneck on July 29, 2006 10:40 PM

Blake, you may think I'm an asshole, and that's alright. You wouldn't be the first...

But, when you pro-frenciate, please have some back-up for my assholiness...

Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 29, 2006 11:12 PM

France=TURD.

Posted by: CharlieDelta on July 29, 2006 11:18 PM

Inbred Redneck - I've stated over and over again that we didn't lose on the battlefields of Viet Nam. Tet was a disaster for the North Vietnamese. Thanks to Uncle Walter, the leftist media, and the Dimocrat Congress, Nixon and Kissinger negotiated "peace with honor" and we split. Then when the North Vietnamese violated the treaty the asshole Dimocrats cut off aid to the South Vietnamese and the rest is history. It was a sad state of affairs and it taught me that Dimocrats cannot be trusted with national security. We won the war on the battlefield and lost it in America. Our own citizens stabbed us in the back. I was in 'Nam during Tet. I was not a grunt, but I was in the Gator Navy on an LST. We got to pull up on the beach and occasionally got some recognition by the gooks.

Posted by: Denny on July 29, 2006 11:56 PM

Denny, I was right in the the middle of Tet. I can't brag about anything I done because I was in Qui Nhon coming out of a whore house about 5 a.m. and all hell broke loose. I made it back to my base at Phu cat on a C7 aircraft and we caught hell for 30 days or more. We did kick ass in that offensive no matter what Uncle Walter said.

Posted by: gene Hall on July 30, 2006 08:48 AM

Denny & Gene H.- thanks for having served, and thanks also to any other readers who've worn the uniform.
Nor can we forget the families of those who are in the Sandbox. They, too, are sacrificing, and I send 'em all my best.

Rob J

Posted by: Inbred Redneck on July 30, 2006 09:44 AM

Three words...Dien Bien Phu.

Wasn't that the last time the french tried to fight?

Posted by: LTC Dan on July 30, 2006 08:38 PM

Deleted comment because it wasn't in English. Sorry Adele, we speak only English on this site.

Posted by: adele on July 31, 2006 10:50 AM
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