Management Lesson

I'm cleaning out some of my joke files. This one is from Catfish.

Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give
you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO.

Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,
I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment and
said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her
boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $2000
dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants
down.

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the
boyfriend calls and asks what happened......

She said "The bastard used coins"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

Posted by denny at August 5, 2006 03:00 PM