That was a pun for sure UGH UGH UGH

That's enough to make me shutter.

A skin-flint farmer wanted to paint his old, faded barn. At the paint store he found red paint for as little at $6.50/gallon, but they were having a sale on paint thiner: $2.00/gallon. He bought three gallons of paint and nine gallons of thinner and used that weak concoction to paint his dilapidated barn.

That night a heavy rain storm swept through the area. At first light he could see that everything had washed off the barn in the rain. He ran outside, and yelled to the heavens, "Why Lord? What can I do?"

He was startled to hear a reply in a deep voice: "Go, repaint. And thin no more!"

G-d help me. I love puns.

The Admiral wanted all of the ships in his fleet repainted. He issued an order to all his ships Captains. The order of the day read: "Leave no stern untoned".

Midway Island had a huge problem with sea birds striking airplanes taking off and landing from the air strip. It was decided that all hands would line the strip and throw rocks at the birds during air operations to chase them away. The sailors were told to let no tern go unstoned.