This joke is for all those people who live in Minnesota and the Dakotas.
Swen had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his
father, grandfather and great-grand-father had all been able to walk on
water on their 21st birthdays to the boat club across the lake for their
first legal drink.
So when Swen's 21st came around, he and his pal Ole took a boat out to
the middle of the lake. Swen stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned.
Ole managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Swen went to
see his grandmother.
"Grandma," he asked, "it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the
lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"
Granny looked into Swen's eyes and said, "Because your father,
grandfather and great grandfather were born in January; you were born in
July.
Obviously, Swen was a standard Blonde Norwegian.
Posted by: Vulgorilla on August 6, 2006 07:06 PMOh yeah. I'm sending that one to my boss. He's from Minneapolis,
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on August 6, 2006 07:43 PMThat's similar to:
Did you hear what happened to the polish hockey team?
They all drowned during spring training...........
Posted by: Willie on August 7, 2006 05:54 AMGreat joke.
Posted by: Sean on August 7, 2006 08:55 AMHmmm... I'm a quarter Norwegian (and a quarter Swedish, but my family pretty much ignores that part). Good joke, though!
Posted by: AnnaD on August 7, 2006 11:25 PMAnnaD, they're ignoring the best part! After all, what happens when a Norwegian moves to Sweden? The aggregate IQ of both nations goes down ;-)
Posted by: Squidley on August 8, 2006 01:27 AMOh Yah sure, You betcha! That's a dum one too...
That joke should've only been sent to Teresa and what us MN not so nice, refer to as I-wegians.(iowans)