Is it wrong to laugh?
Posted by: Sissy on September 24, 2006 05:54 PMI suspect that video is as staged as much as "America's Funniest Home Videos" in which people's pants fall down "accidentally." The only thing that could make this worse is to have Bob Saget come out telling his bad jokes in Hindi.
Posted by: Woody on September 24, 2006 07:18 PMI agree with Woody. Definately staged. Why in the hell would someone be filming a guy ironing his shirt? Is that exciting in India?
And thank God I didn't have to see Bob Saget! That douchebag drives me up the wall.
Posted by: CharlieDelta on September 24, 2006 09:54 PMI guess it is a good thing they did not call back or he would be deaf.
Posted by: snappy on September 24, 2006 10:13 PMI knew that Helen Keller joke when I was in grade school.
*resisting urge to tell the whole string of them*
Of course it's staged. It's a fucking joke!
Posted by: Denny on September 24, 2006 11:54 PMCharlieD- Did you buy the AC/DC Family Jewels DVD's yet?
Posted by: Rob Cooper on September 25, 2006 01:21 AMRC- I just ordered it. Should have it by Thursday at the latest. I guess I'm going to be glued to the TV and pissing off my neighbors with the loudness for a couple days after I receive it. I had forgot all about that one. I thought it was going to be a money issue, but found the set for under $20 (after shipping). What a deal! Thanks for the reminder!
Denny, I wasn't trying to bag on your post. Those staged videos kill me whenever I see 'em. (I could just hear the 'canned laughter' in the background). No disrespect intended.
Posted by: CharlieDelta on September 25, 2006 02:18 AMmech,
Tell 'em, tell 'em! I'll start.
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her face?
A: She answered the iron.
Q: How did she burn her face again?
A: They called back!
Nothing like Helen Keller jokes....
Posted by: Squidley on September 25, 2006 02:07 PMI know one!
Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers?
A: She tried to read the waffle iron.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
A: They would rearrange the furniture.
Q: How about when she was really, really bad?
A: They would leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q: Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
A: You would, too, if you thought your name was "Arrgh flegnor blifflegraphhh."
Posted by: Elisson on September 25, 2006 03:04 PMHow did Helen Keller break her arm?
Reading the stop sign.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
She screamed her little hands off.
Why does Helen Keller need two hands to masturbate?
One to do it with and one to moan.
How do her parents punish her?
They move the furniture.
Posted by: vetfromhell on September 25, 2006 11:25 PMStrike the second one, repost.
Posted by: vetfromhell on September 25, 2006 11:26 PMQ:Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
A:Her dog was blind too.
Q:Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?
A:Because she's dead.
Holy Shit you guys are BAD heheheheh;-)
Posted by: scaryguy on September 26, 2006 09:40 PMRC-
I just got home and found it in my mailbox waiting to be cranked! Thanks again for the reminder man. I'll steer my neighbor's complaints your way. HAHAHA!