October 19, 2006

Dear Your Tube

To: You Tube
From: Barbra Streisand

Dear Your Tube

It has come to my attenmtion that you have a video on your site of me saying to someone, "Shut the fuck up!" I demand that you remove this fucking video imediately or I will have my fucking attornies sue the living fuck out of your fucking company! The last thing I would like is for my billions of fans hearing me use foul language like this. It would hurt my fucking image and I sure as fuck cannot allow that to happen.

So if you will remove that fucking video we can be friends and then I will,

Luv ya,
Babs

Posted by denny at October 19, 2006 06:05 PM  Category: Faxes From Babs
Comments

Denny, you don't really think she cares that this is out there do you? Remember liberal double standard. That tirade was perfectly legit as someone in her audience had obviously had enough of her Bush bashing and well, that was her show god damn it and she'll decide who says what and when. What an idiot she is. Between that tantrum and her freaking saggy tit revealing dresses, does anyone really take her serious?

Posted by: Ray on October 19, 2006 06:45 PM

Personally i think she could have used that lovely expletive ( Fuck ) a few more times.

Posted by: Rachel on October 19, 2006 07:34 PM

Thats so fucking funny.

Posted by: Murray on October 19, 2006 08:12 PM

Fuck B. Streisand! She is an embarrassment to the Jewish community. Everything that comes out of her mouth is nonsense.

Posted by: SSG Dave Wallach on October 19, 2006 09:02 PM

I would venture to say that Barb is a fake Jew. That's right, an imposter. I don't think she is a Semite at all. She's probably one of those "adopt-a-Jew" people with a family lineage that can be traced back to the Jewish Khazars in Khazaria (650 - 1000 AD), the nation that adopted Judaism as its national religion and therefore became recognized by the world as Jews (the other ones). I'll bet Israel today is full of these imposters, too. Bunch of wanna be Judahites fucking shit up, i.e., that pussy Ehud Olmert who fought Hezbollah like a fucking wuss. That Bitch Barb, why don't you shut the fuck up you poser.

Posted by: Paul on October 19, 2006 10:33 PM

This fucking biotch is going to be in my fucking town at the fucking excel energy center on Fucking Tuesday. Fuck...It's too cold out to picket.
Where is Robert Smith when you need him???

Posted by: lisakay on October 20, 2006 07:24 AM

True story (so I guess it will show my age).

Bab's little secret:

I grew up outside of NYC.

As a teenager, I used to travel to "downtown" for fun. Knicks games, Greenwich Village (hippies on the rise).
Saw Dylan at a dumpy little bar. Loved the famous jazz musicians who were happy to smoke my weed so I could spend time talking to them at break in the back alley. (spent some time with Mose Allison, Thelonious Monk, John Coltrane, Charles Mingus and a few others).

Anyway, there was this really good singer always hanging around, but nobody thought she would mount to much because she was damn wierd looking ugly. But when she sang everyone was impressed. The crowds in the clubs (smokey little bars with stages)would always cheer and clap wildly when she finished. And yes, she did sing New York, New York as her finale.

So, between the "gigs" how did this strange looking little singer make money.

Blowjobs.

For anybody and everybody. I didn't ever get one because I thought it was gross. I knew too many guys that did. Besides I had a girlfriend.

Babs used to hang out all over the village selling her amazing throat in more ways than one.

Posted by: Willie on October 20, 2006 01:11 PM

Willie, I'm liking you more and more.

You must be my age to remember all those people...I love Mose Allison! The people you mentioned I would see in North Beach in San Francisco. I was a jazz fanatic...still am.


Posted by: vicki on October 20, 2006 03:33 PM

Denny,
The problem with your faxes from Bads is that you make just too much sence. Babs could never string anything like those together. You could consider becoming her speach writer, but then they would also need to hire some one to read it for that lame brained broad.
Willie,
Are you seriously telling us that the smartest thing to come out of her mouth was some idiots sperm? Or did she swallow? Don't answer.

Posted by: Jeremy on October 20, 2006 06:23 PM

Oh.my.god.

Posted by: Murray on October 20, 2006 06:54 PM

I would like to give Willie a blowjob.

Posted by: rukidding on October 21, 2006 03:29 AM

urkidding:

Read it straight.

I said I saw Bob Dylan "play at a bar." I saw Janis Joplin in a bar in Niagra too while visiting a friend in school. She was up and coming and she sat at someone's table and had a drink between sets.

Dylan was a nobody and didn't exactly impress anyone.

As far as "hanging out." Yes, I would talk with the musicians because they are people and smoke cigs or a joint with them.....it was not a big deal.

The Babs story was the word and talk at the time.

The high school, couldn't get laid part....I detect some anger in your "projection."

Posted by: Willie on October 21, 2006 08:21 AM

rukidding is a shemale.

Posted by: Paul on October 21, 2006 10:51 AM

I hate that ignorant BITCH.

Posted by: Rob Cooper on October 22, 2006 01:16 AM
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