Who put out this sign, Michael Bloomberg?

Forget it, let the roaches enjoy themselves too. If they get cancer what are their excuses going to be?

"I can't read"

"I didn't know"

I smell a John Edwards class action suit coming on.

Besides, who hasn't smoked a few roaches in their life?

In a bar here in Kerrville they have a sign over the urinal that reads.

"Please do not throw cigarette buts in the toilet or urinals. It makes them soggy and hard to smoke."

When I was in Home Depot last week, the inventory person and I struck up a conversation. We happened to be standing by the lights, and she commented about having several of the black lights NIB from the last place she worked. I replied that the only people buying them were ones growing pot in their basements to which she responded with a story. It seems that she grew pot some years back, and one day found that the local mouse population had gotten at her crop. every plant was stripped bare of leaves, and there were a half dozen or so dead mice with them. She claims that if she is ever caught, she will claim that its only for rodent control. LOL
The story iss true, the question is did I water it down, or embelish it? you guess.

What! the dimocrats pick up cigarette butts off of the floor & smoke them?