We're having to make cutbacks all over our National Health Service, so that we can afford Al Gore's fee for telling us it's going to be hot here soon. Sod that, I'd rather have condoms AND sunshine.

Where do you think Massachusett`s liberal dimocrats come from?

Its important to note that it works amazingly well. None of the gay guys I know have ever gotten pregnant.

Well thats... good advice... I guess.

And just like Christmas it's better to give than to receive.

Hillary used the upper entrance. Can't get pregnant through the food tube, but it gives the person ugly legs.

Dieticians say, "You are what you eat!

WTF did kerry eat then, pig droppings?