Dear Reid:
It is with a sad heart that I am cutting you out of my will. I realize that you are my nephew and my closest male relative, but I just cannot bring myself to leave money to someone who was dumb enough to get stuck in Iraq. And, by golly, my sister just told me that you are going back there again. WTF? You're gonna be stuck in Iraq again? Geez. You get stuck in Iraq twice? Didn't you study when you were in school? What a disappointment. Can't you like maybe get wounded three times like John Kerry and get sent home early? Is that policy still in effect?
So that's it. If your mother dies before I do, I'm leaving all my money to charity. Or maybe I'll just blow it in nudie bars.
Love,
Uncle Denny
You tell him Denny! That nephew of yours is a peice of shit. He should stay in Iraq and fight for our freedoms and teach the rest of the world that were not kidding around. You tell that nephew of yours that he should tell his superiors that we should nuke those arabs bastards. And fuck those Mooslimes.
Posted by: Ohyeah. on November 3, 2006 12:36 AM