To: Clare McClairol
From: Barbra Streisand
Dear Carol:
Today, while I'm on my farewell tour, the smear campaign that the Republicans are running has got me so insensed that I had to contact you. As you may be aware, I am a Democrat and I have supported the Democratic Party both financially and intellectially. That's why I am sending this fax expresing my support for your campaign to be the next Senator from Mississippi.
Don't back down on the Michal M. Fox ad. I am a personal friend of Michael and I can attest that he looks like that all the time. That is not an act. In fact, sometimes I get motion sickness from trying to carry on a conversation with him when he's shaking like that.
While on my tour I have been heckled by insane Republicans and even had someone throw vegetables at me. Ann Colter gets pies and I get vegetables. Do they think she's sweeter than me? I have found something that works for hecklers and I thought I might share it with you since I'm sure you get insane Republican hecklers at campaign stops. Simply look at them and yell, "Shut the fuck up!" Beleive me, it really shuts them up. It works!
Could you tell me what all the fuss was about John Kerrey calling soldiers dum? Everyone knows they are. What person in his right mind would actually want to go to Iraq? We're losing thousands of soldiers a month. No intelligent person would want to go there. They're all lower class people and high school dropouts. Why is there so much fuss when a Democrat tells the truth? It's not like Bush who lies everytime he opens his mouth.
So anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I'm behind you 110% and hope you clobber that guy you are running against. Please let me know if there is anyway I can be of assistance to you and your capaign.
Luv ya,
Babs
The misspelled words are a nice touch. Now if we could get her to shut the f*ck up, we'd all be better off.
Posted by: Jason on November 2, 2006 04:43 PMFkucign A!!!
Posted by: Yabu on November 2, 2006 05:26 PMJust change Iraq to Iran, like she did in one of her famous "letters", and it's 100% her.
Posted by: Kevin Long on November 2, 2006 06:39 PMParody/documentary.
So hard to tell the difference any more.
Sweet.
Posted by: Jim - PRS on November 3, 2006 02:31 PMShe has it all wrong as usual.
They are dumb, uneducated, low class, trailer park, white trash who went into the military because they couldn't do anything else in life except commit crimes and fit the profile of white serial killers. So why not get paid to be serial killers anyway.
Sick, but that is about how they think.
Imagine we are giving our future, the future of our children and this country to the liberals because the media will not let the average American know what this world is really about. Then again, the liberal media clowns will never understand anyway.
America: Death but liberal stupidity, ignorance and mental disease.
Worst part is some of us who do get it have to just sit and watch it happen.
Posted by: Willie on November 3, 2006 07:17 PMBabs.......
You know another way to get them to shut up, a pair of knee pads & a revisit to your day`s as a struggling singer in the village in NYC should do the trick.
Posted by: dudley1 on November 3, 2006 10:21 PM