Sent to me by unix-jedi.
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(S) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE!
HA! My friend's Mom does somewhat similar to her Thanksgiving Turkey, but she puts a "fart machine" into a Zip-Lock bag and stuffs it into the turkey's bung just before she brings it to the table, and before people start diggin' into it, she pushes the button on the remote and it scares the crap out of the new guests with a sloppy fart sound. It turns most everyone's faces red.
The funniest part is that it's always a new group of Church Members coming over for Thanksgiving dinner, and it's the last thing they expect.
I wish there was a blonde in the family to use this one...
Posted by: CharlieDelta on November 23, 2006 02:08 AMOMG, both of those stories are freakin' hilarious!
Posted by: Mo K. on November 23, 2006 04:09 PMAnd that's how the Turducken was invented...
Posted by: Elisson on November 24, 2006 12:00 PMMy sister is blondesque, so I related this story over our T-Day Dinner. Needless to say, my Sis dropped her fork and almost gagged. No shit-as in-she believed it! What's funnier is that I always remark to her that she must have been adopted. Her response has always been, "Oh yeah, well you were hatched!" hmmm Hello?
I looked at my sweetie who reads here, and said Come for da bull. Thanks for adding alot of fun to our day Denny!