December 29, 2006

Dear Norma

From: Barbra Streisand
To: Nancy Poloti

Dear Norma:

WTF is this Christmas Mime you sent me? Don't you realize I'm Jewish? WTF is wrong with you? Here are your answers.

1.Wrapping paper or gift bags? I don't give Christmas presents. I'm Jewish.

2.Real tree or artificial? Tree? I don't put up a Christmas tree. I'm Jewish. I don't put up a Chanukah bush either.

3.When do you put up the tree? What tree? I'm Jewish!

4.When do you take the tree down? Can't take it down when I don't put it up. I'm Jewish!

5.Do you like eggnog? Yeah, if it has booze in it. Lots of booze. How else can I put up with stupid bitches like you? I hope you don't expect me to pay to come to your stupid party. I cna't beleive I worked so hard to get you elected and then you send me this stupid shit.

6.Favorite gift you received as a child? I didn't receive a Christmas gift. I'm Jewish. Dammit! As a Democrat I'm really pissed off that we elected someone as stupid as you to be Speaker of the Senate.

7.Do you have a nativity scene? WTF? I'm Jewish!

8.Hardest person to buy for? You! I'd like to buy you a fucking clue! I'm Jewish!

9.Easiest person to buy for? My husband. here Jim, here's your allowance. This has nothing to do with Christmas. I'm Jewish, you stupid cow!

10.Mail or email Christmas cards? Christmas cards? I'm Jewish!

11.Worst Christmas gift you ever received? This fucking mime!

12.Favorite Christmas movie? Do they have one about Jews? The Ten Commandments. How about that?

13.When do you start shopping? I'm always shopping.

14.Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? Nope! I'd like to recycle this bullshit up your ass!

15.Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? I hope you eat some shit! I'm Jewish!

16.Clear lights or colored on the tree? What fucking tree? I'm Jewish!

17.Favorite Christmas song? How about, Ram It Up Your Ass? I'm Jewish!

18.Travel at Christmas or stay home? I stay home. Why would I want to go anywhere on Christmas? Do you think I would want to mingle with all those common people? Anyway I'm Jewish!

19.Can you name all of Santa’s Reindeers? Give me a fucking break!

20.Angel on the tree top or a star? Neither. I don't have a fucking tree. I'm Jewish! Do you know what i would like to do with the top of the tree?

21.Open the presents on Christmas Eve or morning? What presents? I'm Jewish!

22.Most annoying thing about this time of year? Goyem wishing me Merry Christmas! I'm Jewish!

23.Do you have Jebus in your heart this Christmas? No! I'm Jewish!

24.What would you like for Christmas? You really don't want to know.

Don't expect any campaign contributions form me.

Don't luv ya,
Babs

Posted by denny at December 29, 2006 12:05 AM  Category: Faxes From Babs
Comments

Sorry I asked, but that was great!

Posted by: Jeremy on December 29, 2006 08:51 AM

Ooh, how quickly the worm turns.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on December 29, 2006 02:02 PM

I hope you have a very Happy New Year, Denny.

I'll be back January 8.

Elizabeth
Imperial Keeper

Posted by: Elizabeth on December 29, 2006 04:15 PM

Nancy responds, and she is not happy.

Jimbo

Posted by: Jim - PRS on December 29, 2006 05:41 PM
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