Denny-
Just a suggestion here...

Can you leave me the option next time to reach through my monitor and push that dude's glasses back on the bridge of his nose?

Otherwise it was bitchen.

...and if you talk to him, let him know that although I am a snotty poor fuck, I would be more than happy to buy him a new shirt...

Obviously the hours this guy's not lecturing in the Poli-Sci dept. he's holed up in a campus Starbucks reading knit-your-own sweater how-to books, sipping green tea. I too would like to push those fucking glasses back onto his face. And what's with those Harpsichord keys? My urine stream is whiter. Well, usually.